I have no bone to pick with you... you seem like good people in a 4chan sort of way... but I have a question.
Will you fight me while I play "You're the Best Around" in the background? And afterwards will you gently powder my scrotum with corn starch since it will be all sweaty from crane kicking your arse?
(Interesting side note. If you type "you're the best around" in a google search, the third - THE THIRD! - completion suggestion is "you're the best around rocky"... which means that there are enough people who either think that, or wonder if, that song is from Rocky is large enough to affect an algorithm.)