Arthur Jackson
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Where's Toa...
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Looks hot there. Is there sweat on the bollocks?
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I couldn't help but notice that you used the word shed... not once, but twice!
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quote posts that @Probably also apply to your mom
Arthur Jackson replied to mr_hunt's topic in What's Up
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Yes. Apparently a number of garden sheds.
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You should consider one. Possibly three. But nothing between.
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Do you have a shed?
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Step 1: I lock you up in my single garden shed Step 2: I dress you in lederhosen (SWISS lederhosen! ) and make you sing the Starburst Berries n' Cream song while I soak my feet in a hot epsom salt bath Step 3: I stick my water-logged toe up your mud gun How 'bout THOSE apples, Jack!
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I'll eat yours with some eel pie and Yorkshire tea with clotted cream! Beat that, wanker!
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I have a counter-proposal... How about I put the skitters in your Alan Whickers, you plonker!
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I'd advise you to shed your aggression, tosser.
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Shut your scone hole, Yank
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You, sir, have offended me
