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Looks like Under Armour should have a longer limit on the length of shorts for men.

I don't feel too much remorse for him. If my contract terms were structured this way, I would hire armed guards to make sure I don't take a breath outside of the team facilities (at least while working out).

He said first contact.........not "no" contact.

I only apologize to your family members, because they have to look at your ugly 'ukn face all day Polesmokes McGee!

With comp pickz we could end up with 15!! I want moar.

Grand Cayman is incredible. I was lucky enough to go there in the summer when I was in high school. My dad and I took the 40 hour 5 day scuba diving course and are certified for life. I bet your favorite restaurant was the Cracked Conch, but you thought it was called something else. ****ot!

I understand the concept of mocking. I responded with a light-hearted gif that worked perfectly given your unoriginal response. People have been mocking you all day but your light bulb is a little too dim to notice.

Hilarious. Considering you use Mel Kiper’s top 100 to prove your own points.

Hamsah Nasirildeen S Florida State Jamar Johnson S Indiana' Damar Hamlin S Pittsburgh Trill Williams S Syracuse Kary Vincent Jr CB LSU Tay Gowan CB UCF Shaun Wade CB Ohio State Marco Wilson CB Florida Jabril Cox LB LSU Justin Hilliard LB Ohio St KJ Britt LB Auburn Quincy Roche DE Miami Adetokunbo Ogundeji DE Notre Dame Rashad Weaver DE Pittsburgh Shaka Toney DE Penn St

Trevon Moehrig S TCU Jevon Holland S Oregon Christian Barmore DT Alabama Tyson Campbell CB Georgia Kelvin Joseph CB Kentucky Wyatt Davis G Ohio State Creed Humphrey C Oklahoma Carlos Basham Jr. DE Wake Forest Asante Samuel Jr. CB Florida State Nick Bolton ILB Missouri Landon Dickerson C Alabama Richie Grant S UCF

Based on his obsession with Bigfoot and the his clear addiction to meth, I believe Dumbassbear to be Scary Skell from Breaking Bad. He just hasn't found Tucker yet.

I love when posters on here get mad at mock drafts when you fleece the other team. Sorry Mr. Internet stranger! Next time, I'll make sure to make it more realistic for your entertainment.