Guest Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Looks like we need this. @vikas83 @Joe Shades 73 @IFB DOG @Toastrel carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vikas83 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 @downundermike As a Hindu, I find your need to make a "beef" thread very hurtful and insulting. Please learn to be more culturally sensitive going forward, you kangaroo riding, dingo fighting, backwards toilet flushing Aussie. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, vikas83 said: @downundermike As a Hindu, I find your need to make a "beef" thread very hurtful and insulting. Please learn to be more culturally sensitive going forward, you kangaroo riding, dingo fighting, backwards toilet flushing Aussie. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie. Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of the slurpee machine. Get back to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shades 73 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Yesterday's beef was much more entertaining, it had rich and poor, short and tall, fat and skinny plus some spray tan, today it is who is a pedo and who is watching people bang their wives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikas83 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, downundermike said: Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of the slurpee machine. Get back to work. First off, it's Slurpee. Capital S. Show some damn respect. Second, we make them that loud to drown out the sound of your inane conversations, especially in that ridiculous accent (and when an Indian person says your accent is ridiculous, that's like @IFB DOG calling someone else fat). Also, it makes sure you can't hear when the dingo breaks in to steal your baby. (I wish I knew more Aussie insults) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IFB DOG Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, vikas83 said: First off, it's Slurpee. Capital S. Show some damn respect. Second, we make them that loud to drown out the sound of your inane conversations, especially in that ridiculous accent (and when an Indian person says your accent is ridiculous, that's like @IFB DOG calling someone else fat). Also, it makes sure you can't hear when the dingo breaks in to steal your baby. (I wish I knew more Aussie insults) Speak up. You're below my ears, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rambo Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, vikas83 said: First off, it's Slurpee. Capital S. Show some damn respect. Second, we make them that loud to drown out the sound of your inane conversations, especially in that ridiculous accent (and when an Indian person says your accent is ridiculous, that's like @IFB DOG calling someone else fat). Also, it makes sure you can't hear when the dingo breaks in to steal your baby. (I wish I knew more Aussie insults) They seem to call each other cunts a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnSnowsHair Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, downundermike said: you can't just pick any old indian and say that's vikas. vikas wouldn't be caught dead in that bowling polo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said: you can't just pick any old indian and say that's vikas. vikas wouldn't be caught dead in that bowling polo. I don't know...here he's showing off his status by going double collar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSnowsHair Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, rambo said: I don't know...here he's showing off his status by going double collar. I'm thinking Vikas goes with the double-popped collar.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Just now, JohnSnowsHair said: I'm thinking Vikas goes with the double-popped collar.. That seems like more of Joe Shades from South Jersey power move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Aussie chicks are hot though. So are some brown chicks......when you can see their face. their FACE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hunt Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 baller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shades 73 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, rambo said: That seems like more of Joe Shades from South Jersey power move. Possibly back in the 90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greend Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 29 minutes ago, vikas83 said: First off, it's Slurpee. Capital S. Show some damn respect. Second, we make them that loud to drown out the sound of your inane conversations, especially in that ridiculous accent (and when an Indian person says your accent is ridiculous, that's like @IFB DOG calling someone else fat). Also, it makes sure you can't hear when the dingo breaks in to steal your baby. (I wish I knew more Aussie insults) https://www.thetraveltart.com/funny-australian-slang-words-expressions-colloquialisms/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Pop times 8, Chad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikas83 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, bobeph said: Aussie chicks are hot though. So are some brown chicks......when you can see their face. their FACE!!!!! Most Indian chicks are hot, until you realize they have to shave their mustache every morning. Also, the dot on their forehead -- actual laser weapon used to punish their husbands for failing to buy them a house and get their kids into a top university. Chinese wife -- docile and good cook. I chose wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, vikas83 said: Most Indian chicks are hot, until you realize they have to shave their mustache every morning. Also, the dot on their forehead -- actual laser weapon used to punish their husbands for failing to buy them a house and get their kids into a top university. Chinese wife -- docile and good cook. I chose wisely. Someone once told me that dot was from their husband poking them in the forehead over and over while yelling, "you’re so ukn’ ugly!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vikas83 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Just now, bobeph said: Someone once told me that dot was from their husband poking them in the forehead over and over while yelling, "you’re so ukn’ ugly!” I thought it maybe turned redder when my mom was angry. But I was wrong. She was just always angry. 1 minute ago, Joe Shades 73 said: She must use a straight razor and hot towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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