Posted January 5, 20241 yr Sure, we usually joke around here, but there's so much wisdom in this forum that we do the world a disservice by not cataloging it for posterity. Feel free to post the pithy truisms that you've learned from your father, or friends, or the hard way, over the years so that we can save them and share them with future generations. I'll start with a few: Never surprise a sleeping dog. Your wife is probably right and, of course OP's a f***ot Time's yours
January 5, 20241 yr From Grandfather Redden… ”Tend your own yard” Translation, "mind your Fin business”
January 6, 20241 yr you can shake it, you can shake it you can do a little dance but the last few drops will end up in your pants
January 7, 20241 yr Your uncle molests collies. I'd like to buy a vowel. Hello Neuman. We would like to talk with you about your car's warranty. Live long and prosper. Run the freakin ball !! Ok.... now a serious one. The best teacher is your last mistake.
January 7, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Godfather said: Fat chick's have nice hair Again Shutup smelly cat
January 7, 20241 yr Just now, olsilverhair said: Again Shutup smelly cat Don't you have some caulk to eat?
January 23, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, Steve 17 said: Do your tests/screenings. just got the shite box in the mail
February 7, 20241 yr Author You’re never too old to learn something new. I was reminded of this tonight while ordering dinner from a little Tex-Mex burrito shop, Barbaritos. They were advertising a new Cheesesteak burrito, so I decided to give it a try. Evidently, rice is not done on the Cheesesteak burrito. Not. Done. Don’t be stupid enough to ask because, not only is it not done, but they will not do it. Learn from my previous ignorance.
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