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Sure, we usually joke around here, but there's so much wisdom in this forum that we do the world a disservice by not cataloging it for posterity.  Feel free to post the pithy truisms that you've learned from your father, or friends, or the hard way, over the years so that we can save them and share them with future generations.  I'll start with a few:

Never surprise a sleeping dog.

Your wife is probably right

and, of course

OP's a f***ot

Time's yours  

Never trust a fart

Dallas sucks

From Grandfather Redden…

”Tend your own yard”

Translation, "mind your Fin business”

you can shake it, you can shake it

you can do a little dance

but the last few drops will end up in your pants

Here I sit, broken hearted.

Came to sheet but only farted

Your uncle molests collies.

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Hello Neuman.

We would like to talk with you about your car's warranty.

Live long and prosper.

Run the freakin ball !!

Ok.... now a serious one.

The best teacher is your last mistake.

Meat missile 

Fat chick's have nice hair

5 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Fat chick's have nice hair

Again Shutup smelly cat

Just now, olsilverhair said:

Again Shutup smelly cat

Don't you have some caulk to eat? 

2 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Don't you have some caulk to eat? 

You have a vag 

I know what i'm Fing doing - nickolas siriani

If its brown its down

lindy booth

If it’s brown flush it down; If it’s yellow let it mellow. 

all time fav-OP is a ****gottt

  • 2 weeks later...

Do your tests/screenings.

14 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

Do your tests/screenings.

just got the shite box in the mail

don't be stupid you moron 

- ben stern

Pm prophet 

  • 2 weeks later...
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You’re never too old to learn something new.

I was reminded of this tonight while ordering dinner from a little Tex-Mex burrito shop, Barbaritos. They were advertising a new Cheesesteak burrito, so I decided to give it a try. Evidently, rice is not done on the Cheesesteak burrito. Not. Done. Don’t be stupid enough to ask because, not only is it not done, but they will not do it. Learn from my previous ignorance.

Have you tried locking and unlocking your car?

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

Fart + hot shower steam= TKO

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