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On 2/11/2024 at 8:17 AM, paco said:

How long is an ear supposed to bleed?  I'm only asking because it's been two weeks and I'm wondering if this is becoming abnormal.  

That doesn't seem normal.

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On 2/11/2024 at 3:46 PM, LacesOut said:

Has this stupid Super Bowl been played yet??  Tell me who won so I don't have to waste 3 hours of my life. 

Thank you, Sir Redden.

Kansas City Swifts won.

Just now, Redden said:

That doesn't seem normal.

Ok.  I’ll give it four more days and if it doesn’t stop I’ll schedule an appointment

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On 2/11/2024 at 4:58 PM, Godfather said:

@Redden

Which do you prefer? A fat blonde or a fat redhead? It goes without saying, both have nice hair

Absolutely a fat redhead.

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On 2/11/2024 at 5:27 PM, Godfather said:

Do you prefer fat girls to put big mac sauce on your d before they go down? 

Chocolate sauce.  Fat girls love chocolate sauce.

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23 hours ago, Mat said:

Who has the whinier fanbase, the 49ers or Vikings?

Vikings.

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22 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

How, exactly, does one make booty go stop?

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10 hours ago, paco said:

Schmoopie made chilli for the Super Bowl and my drink of choice was red wine.  This morning has been non stop garlic chilli farts.  How do I stop them so schmoopie doesn't divorce me?

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9 hours ago, Godfather said:

@Redden what's the perfect weight for a woman to be? 

165

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6 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

during relations this weekend, Chickie mentioned a seemingly amorous act with another former member of the board at an Eagles tailgate.

Question: where you there?

I was not.

 

4 minutes ago, Redden said:

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I don’t think creating a projectile is the way to go

51 minutes ago, Redden said:

He's swarmy.  Which is not a bad thing.  Angie taught me that word.  She says I'm a swarmy gladhander.

I'm fairly certain you mean smarmy :lol:

3 hours ago, Redden said:

That doesn't seem normal.

How long does something have to happen until it can actually be considered normal? I figure he's approaching that point. 

Have you seen Junior’s grades?

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18 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

How long does something have to happen until it can actually be considered normal? I figure he's approaching that point. 

2 weeks.  Let's go with two weeks.

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2 hours ago, The_Omega said:

Have you seen Junior’s grades?

David Lee Roth is a deuch.

24 minutes ago, Redden said:

David Lee Roth is a deuch.

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@Redden

Would you f a thick midget with beautiful hair? 

23 hours ago, Redden said:

165

Prefect height? 

1 hour ago, Godfather said:

Prefect height? 

at that weight about 7'10

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

at that weight about 7'10

:nonono:

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2 hours ago, Godfather said:

@Redden

Would you f a thick midget with beautiful hair? 

Midgets freak me out a little with their big heads and little stubby legs.

I absolutely would.

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2 hours ago, Godfather said:

Prefect height? 

5' 8"

16 minutes ago, Redden said:

Midgets freak me out a little with their big heads and little stubby legs.

I absolutely would.

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:wub:

she represents 

the lullaby league 

the lullaby league 

the lullaby league 

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