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7 hours ago, Redden said:

I’m not into funny Irish chicks.

I don't like the Irish either

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3 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Does the hair stay nice after the weight loss?

Your mom's did.

Hey-oh.

4 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Does the hair stay nice after the weight loss?

It glows more

Does the old flour addage help find the spot ?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Update:  The ear bleed has slowed to a drip.  I think it may have turned a corner.

Do you prefer taking fat chicks to a buffet or ordering off the dollar menu at McDonald's? 

@Redden

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21 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

Does the old flour addage help find the spot ?

I use coke

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21 hours ago, The_Omega said:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

A Hell if I know?

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21 hours ago, paco said:

Update:  The ear bleed has slowed to a drip.  I think it may have turned a corner.

You seriously should get that checked out.

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18 hours ago, Godfather said:

Do you prefer taking fat chicks to a buffet or ordering off the dollar menu at McDonald's? 

@Redden

Neither.  I’m classy.  I take them to Red Lobster.

21 hours ago, paco said:

Update:  The ear bleed has slowed to a drip.  I think it may have turned a corner.

Have you tried a peanut butter poultice?

45 minutes ago, Redden said:

Neither.  I’m classy.  I take them to Red Lobster.

Buy me enough of those biscuits and I'd hop in the sack with you.

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2 hours ago, TV Guy said:

Buy me enough of those biscuits and I'd hop in the sack with you.

Are you a fat chick with nice hair?

Thats it.... stick to your standards.

On 2/27/2024 at 1:49 PM, Redden said:

Neither.  I’m classy.  I take them to Red Lobster.

hi redden, long time reader, first time asker. growing up, when my family wanted seafood, we would go to Red Lobster. I was always told that we were going to a nice place and that i needed to "dress up" and wear nice pants and a shirt with a collar. it wasnt until my mid 20s that i learned that Red Lobster was an applebees witha fish tank. 

so i guess my question would be, am I trash?

ill hang up and await your answer. 

27 minutes ago, BFit said:

hi redden, long time reader, first time asker. growing up, when my family wanted seafood, we would go to Red Lobster. I was always told that we were going to a nice place and that i needed to "dress up" and wear nice pants and a shirt with a collar. it wasnt until my mid 20s that i learned that Red Lobster was an applebees witha fish tank. 

so i guess my question would be, am I trash?

ill hang up and await your answer. 

:roll:

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1 hour ago, BFit said:

hi redden, long time reader, first time asker. growing up, when my family wanted seafood, we would go to Red Lobster. I was always told that we were going to a nice place and that i needed to "dress up" and wear nice pants and a shirt with a collar. it wasnt until my mid 20s that i learned that Red Lobster was an applebees witha fish tank. 

so i guess my question would be, am I trash?

ill hang up and await your answer. 

No.  You are not.  Anyone who calls Red Lobster "an Applebees with a fish tank” knows what’s what.

On 2/27/2024 at 12:49 PM, Redden said:

Neither.  I’m classy.  I take them to Red Lobster.

🤮🤮

@Redden how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly fighting with your wife?  13 year old is a first degree black belt.  Do i just let her round house my wife and wife learns a lesson about poking the bear?

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5 minutes ago, rambo said:

@Redden how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly fighting with your wife?  13 year old is a first degree black belt.  Do i just let her round house my wife and wife learns a lesson about poking the bear?

Let her get a boyfriend.  Not someone from her martial arts class.  It would be funny to watch her kick the crap out of him if he tries something funny.

8 hours ago, rambo said:

@Redden how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly fighting with your wife?  13 year old is a first degree black belt.  Do i just let her round house my wife and wife learns a lesson about poking the bear?

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10 hours ago, rambo said:

@Redden how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly fighting with your wife?  13 year old is a first degree black belt.  Do i just let her round house my wife and wife learns a lesson about poking the bear?

When the next fight starts to get really ugly, sneak out the back door and go to the bar for 3-5 hours

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16 hours ago, rambo said:

@Redden how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly fighting with your wife?  13 year old is a first degree black belt.  Do i just let her round house my wife and wife learns a lesson about poking the bear?

man, i read "fighting" as "flirting" the first time i read through this and it was much more disturbing :roll: 

1 hour ago, BFit said:

man, i read "fighting" as "flirting" the first time i read through this and it was much more disturbing :roll: 

let's just play Madlibs...

how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly ______ with your wife?

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