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55 minutes ago, Godfather said:

@Redden

Are you a boobs or arse kinda person? 

I'm a fat girl with nice hair kinda person.  That's the full package.  Literally.

2 hours ago, Redden said:

I'm a fat girl with nice hair kinda person.  That's the full package.  Literally.

Do you lather their rolls with strawberry jelly? They would be a giant donut basically 

How’s it hanging?

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1 hour ago, Godfather said:

Do you lather their rolls with strawberry jelly? They would be a giant donut basically 

I considered it, but who would clean that giant mess up?

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1 hour ago, The_Omega said:

How’s it hanging?

Low and slightly left.  TMI?  Careful what you "Ask Redden".

7 minutes ago, Redden said:

I considered it, but who would clean that giant mess up?

More fat girls..... get a harem !

Geez do I have to think of everything ?

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That's brilliant, Steve, but holy schight, my strawberry jelly budget is going to go through the roof.

15 hours ago, Redden said:

That's brilliant, Steve, but holy schight, my strawberry jelly budget is going to go through the roof.

I'd be more worried about your bed, couch, or floor holding up.

Hi Redden, love the show.  I saw your advice on when to mow and I took that advice to heart.  This past weekend when we put Ellie down I prepped the yard by cleaning up all the branches in the front yard and then all the pine needles\branches in the back.  Gave it a good rake to get up as much as possible.  While sticks are organic material similar leaves and grass, I don't like to chop them up with my mower.  Take too long to break down and dulls the blade.  But man, I really should have stretched first because the next two days my hamstrings were destroyed.  But now my yard is all set up and ready to mow.  Plus I enjoyed the nice weather with a beer or two and Pantera radio on Pandora blasting on my headphones.

 

Anyway my question is: What is up with kids these days?

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7 hours ago, paco said:

Hi Redden, love the show.  I saw your advice on when to mow and I took that advice to heart.  This past weekend when we put Ellie down I prepped the yard by cleaning up all the branches in the front yard and then all the pine needles\branches in the back.  Gave it a good rake to get up as much as possible.  While sticks are organic material similar leaves and grass, I don't like to chop them up with my mower.  Take too long to break down and dulls the blade.  But man, I really should have stretched first because the next two days my hamstrings were destroyed.  But now my yard is all set up and ready to mow.  Plus I enjoyed the nice weather with a beer or two and Pantera radio on Pandora blasting on my headphones.

 

Anyway my question is: What is up with kids these days?

Welcome back, Paco.  Always good to hear from the city callers.  I enjoyed the diversion on your question.  
"What's up with kids these days".  The are brain washed.  Let's go back to the 70's when I grew up.  Our parents didn't want us in the house.  As a result my friends and I ran feral through the woods.  We made race tracks, jumped shet with our bikes, lit huge out of control fires and so many other things.  Now, when I walk through the woods, there isn't a trace of kids being out there.  They are inside connected to the web.  Little social media zombies.  It's sad.  Tell your kids to go outside without their phones.  They'll sit whimpering by the back door like a dog in a winter storm. 

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10 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

I'd be more worried about your bed, couch, or floor holding up.

I'm not an amateur, Steve.  I bought a house that sits on a slab and I sawed the legs off all the furniture.

Hey boss..... since the eco dude took us to flashback 70's.......

Schwinn, Huffy, Ross or Raleigh ?

Had a Ross..... the welds on it looked like they recruited old battleship welders...... thing could jump anything.

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We made Frankenstein bikes.  We used to swap parts and put together Motocross racers.  Years later I saw them sold in stores.  I'm sure some Jewish kid stole our idea and cashed in on it.  This was close to mine.  Fixed gear, foot brake, no hand brake, stripped of anything non-essential.  We engineered some pretty awesome tracks.  Newtown had one that ran along the Neshaminy Creek.  If you tried to pass along a certain stretch, somebody ended up in the creek.  Good times.  

 

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2 hours ago, Redden said:

Welcome back, Paco.  Always good to hear from the city callers.  I enjoyed the diversion on your question.  
"What's up with kids these days".  The are brain washed.  Let's go back to the 70's when I grew up.  Our parents didn't want us in the house.  As a result my friends and I ran feral through the woods.  We made race tracks, jumped shet with our bikes, lit huge out of control fires and so many other things.  Now, when I walk through the woods, there isn't a trace of kids being out there.  They are inside connected to the web.  Little social media zombies.  It's sad.  Tell your kids to go outside without their phones.  They'll sit whimpering by the back door like a dog in a winter storm. 

I hear you.  80s for me. Use to be on our own and make home made black powder with ingredients you could order through the mail.  Simpler times. 
 

Also…. City caller?

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48 minutes ago, paco said:

I hear you.  80s for me. Use to be on our own and make home made black powder with ingredients you could order through the mail.  Simpler times. 
 

Also…. City caller?

If you don't have the occasion bear wandering through your neighborhood, I consider you "city folk".

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4 hours ago, paco said:

I hear you.  80s for me. Use to be on our own and make home made black powder with ingredients you could order through the mail.  Simpler times. 

If you tried that today you'd be in Guantanamo by the end of the week.

redden, 1st time/long time; i'm ordering custom plates but upon further review i'm concerned about how they'll read.

What do you read ?
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do you read this like:

  1. i'm a slave to my wife's extramarital affairs
  2. i'm a slave to my wife's brother
14 hours ago, Redden said:

If you don't have the occasion bear wandering through your neighborhood, I consider you "city folk".

With that line of thinking you are about two degrees away from considering people with indoor plumbing "city folk"

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1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

redden, 1st time/long time; i'm ordering custom plates but upon further review i'm concerned about how they'll read.

What do you read ?
yaRccbA.jpg

do you read this like:

  1. i'm a slave to my wife's extramarital affairs
  2. i'm a slave to my wife's brother

I’m interpreting it as "Chick~hold” like you love holding Chickie.

Awwww.  That’s nice.

16 minutes ago, Redden said:

I’m interpreting it as "Chick~hold” like you love holding Chickie.

Awwww.  That’s nice.

oh.

 

really ?

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7 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

oh.

 

really ?

Of course not.  It's Cuckold.

How old is too old to learn that you shouldn't pee up into your own nostrils, and that horsing around in the shower has consequences?

On 3/21/2024 at 4:51 PM, Steve 17 said:

Hey boss..... since the eco dude took us to flashback 70's.......

Schwinn, Huffy, Ross or Raleigh ?

Had a Ross..... the welds on it looked like they recruited old battleship welders...... thing could jump anything.

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On 3/24/2024 at 8:18 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

How old is too old to learn that you shouldn't pee up into your own nostrils, and that horsing around in the shower has consequences?

8.

  • 6 months later...

since we thought you were dead for a day or so....what do you think about each veteran emb'er being assigned a real life emb "buddy" to follow their irl social media?  that way, if one of us croaks, our "buddy" will most likely see it mentioned on our social media account & can report the news back to the emb. 

so often, a long-time emb'er will suddenly vanish & leave the rest of us wondering....did they get a new job?  did they finally grow up? or did they kick the bucket? :meh: 

of course, buddy status can't be taken lightly. the buddy would need to be extremely trustworthy & take an oath to NOT share pics or any other personal info from the other emb'er's social media account & share it on here. the sole (or soul...heh) purpose would be to monitor the account in the case of sudden death. i think this idea has some real potential. 

thanks for reading. 

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