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Codfather eagleidiot1986, hypotenuse, mod 3

OP blew off his own hand with fireworks on the 4th so he can’t give himself handies anymore. Luckily I called the cops and he was arrested for transporting illegal fireworks, all filled with ketamine and KY, across state lines.  He’s now in a pound me in the ass prison, and his cell mate’s name is Bruce. Bruce is 340 lbs, owns the yard, wears lipstick and eye shadow, drinks toilet wine, and is definitely not a bottom.  Have fun OP!

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What’s a bottom

OP has cooties

12 hours ago, hputenis said:

...Bruce is 340 lbs, owns the yard, wears lipstick and eye shadow, drinks toilet wine, and is definitely not a bottom...

 

On 7/6/2024 at 9:38 AM, olsilverhair said:

What’s a bottom

you near a mirror?

Great post 

OP gargles sleepy Joe's sack

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