Posted December 18, 20241 yr after touching on this a bit in the drone thread, i feel like i should share some of my drunken capers from my youth. relive the glory days if you will. i encourage everyone else to share your own stories too. so, back when i was 19 or 20, i had an apartment with my buddies from college. one night, while we were having a halloween party, our neighbor (also in college) came over and told me he saw the other neighbor talking to the cops and that they were going to come and bust my party. i thanked him for that info and he left. i went around to my roommates and let them know that the cops were coming and then i slipped out the back door. i wanted to be sure that the cops were actually coming, so i hid in a bush around the corner and watched the parking lot. i saw a car pull up and that was all i needed to see. the house was obviously getting raided, so i was out. knew i had to put some distance between me and the appartment, so i looked up, found orion in the night sky and walked towards it through developments and backyards. now, it was halloween and i knew i couldnt just be walking around in a bloody Cory Lidle Yankees jersey. that would attract too much attention. i knew i needed to find a hiding spot. i came to a section of woods and knew that was a great spot to hang out until the cops left. so i wandered in a hundered yards or so, found a large pine tree and sat under it, whittling sticks to pass the time. so after a while i figured it was time to head back and see if the coast was clear. i walked out of the woods, found orion, put it to my back and started walking, smiling the whole time because of how fn smart i was to use the night sky as a compass. well after an hour of walking, i still hadnt found the appartment. while i was trying to figure out how i got so lost, i got a phone call from my one roommate. apparently, the cops never came and they finally realized i was missing. i had to walk until i found a crossroads and gave him the street names so he could look it up on mapquest and give me directions back. i ended up 3.9 miles away, and was gone for about 4 hours. morale of the story, dont use constellations as a compass when you drink.
December 18, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, BFit said: ...walking around in a bloody Cory Lidle Yankees jersey... Please tell me this story will be in the next installment. It's my new favorite podcast.
December 18, 20241 yr Author Just now, TV Guy said: Please tell me this story will be in the next installment. It's my new favorite podcast. thats not really a story, that was just my costume. it was just after he had crashed his plane in New York. young BFit thought he was being cool and edgy with his halloween costumes.
December 18, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, BFit said: after touching on this a bit... stopped reading after this.
December 18, 20241 yr Author 56 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said: stopped reading after this. got too excited old man?
December 18, 20241 yr Author i should rename this "BFit's Memoirs". does anyone know how long statute of limitations is?
December 18, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, BFit said: i should rename this "BFit's Memoirs". does anyone know how long statute of limitations is? I think a sheep's life span is about 10 years, so you should be good
December 19, 20241 yr Author Ok what do we want to hear tomorrow? The time I went drinking at Myrtle Beach by my self and had to walk home on a highway at 5am.... The time I went bar hoping with an on the clock mailman in Florida.... The time my buddy and I crashed "parties" in manyunk for 3 hours and then woke up in old Towne... The time I stole alcohol from screech in a vip section of a club in state college?
December 19, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, BFit said: Ok what do we want to hear tomorrow? The time I went drinking at Myrtle Beach by my self and had to walk home on a highway at 5am.... The time I went bar hoping with an on the clock mailman in Florida.... The time my buddy and I crashed "parties" in manyunk for 3 hours and then woke up in old Towne... The time I stole alcohol from screech in a vip section of a club in state college?
January 8, 20251 yr Author the trudeu thread has been bringing back some memories..... my first (and only) year in college, my buddies and I decided that it would be a good idea to go to toronto for spring break. it was cheap, we could drive there, and we were all of canadian drinking age (19). we found a place to stay called the Downtowner Inn for $55 a night. when the 3 of us got there, the room was maybe 10x10, had a bunk bed in it and old dirty mattresses lining the halls with a beautiful view of the dumpsters out back . first night in town we ran into 3 other guys we knew from college, didnt plan the trip with them or knew they were going, but we ended up meeting up with them every night at some little bar after exploring the towns other bars. so the second night we're there, we meet up at the bar (just searched it, its called the imperial, big circle bar with a fishtank in the middle). its probably 11pm at the time, and there were 2 40ish guys sitting at the bar. they started talking to us, asking where we're from and stuff. when we told them we were there for spring break, they laughed and said all the college kids there go south for spring break (novel idea ). started telling us they were video game developers, they worked on the playboy game for PS2. they walked away for a little, but came back over and tell us that they were in miami a couple years prior and a couple guys took them out and showed them around and they wanted to payback the favor. said they would take us around and show us the cool spots and pay for everything. awesome! well, most of us thought so anyway. a couple guys thought they were going to try to grape us. so they paid our tab at the bar, and got a cab for us. took us to korea town. found some little korean restraunt with no english on the menu and they ordered us food, beers and shots. no clue what they brought out for food, but the soup looked like straight blood. none of us ate any of the food (except my fatass, that blood soup was delicious). next they were going to take us to their favorite late night spot. we get there and its a korean karaoke bar. not like karaoke in a normal bar, no this is your group in your own little room with a karaoke screen, a couple mics and a closed door. soon as we sit down, i looked at my buddy and said "yeah, theyre definitely gunna grape us". after a couple songs those guys go to the bathroom together. we all basically run out the front door and down the block. found cabs and got a ride back to the hotel. 3 of us to the holliday inn (smart people) and 3 of us to the downtowner inn/hostel (us, the dopes). so the cabbie gets us 5 blocks from the downtowner and stops. tells us he doesnt go to that part of town, too much violent crime. so we walk 5 blocks. after the first 2, we get approached by what only can be described as a nightwalker. a "lovely" lady, whose hair looked like it was cut by a dull knife and so many teeth you could count them on one hand. she told us she would blow us for $5 each ($4.30USD, a steal i know). if the odd looking sores around her mouth werent enough of a red flag, the dark gentleman across the street that was following us was. they followed us for 2 blocks and then she crossed the street to talk to i assume what was her pimp. i walked most of the way back with a death grip on my pocket knife. we made it back to our 5 star hostel un-graped, un-mugged and (mostly) disease free tl;dr dont go to toronto for spring break
January 8, 20251 yr 23 minutes ago, TV Guy said: Who is going to play you in the movie version of these stories? amy schumer
January 8, 20251 yr Author 1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said: amy schumer This is an A+ quality post. The misidentification, the spot on casting. Perfection
January 22, 2025Jan 22 Author 41 minutes ago, cooperxgalifianakis said: i need a thread like this Join the fun buddy. Tell me a story
January 22, 2025Jan 22 Serenaded lady gaga's security camera with a off-key horrible rendition of shallow like five years ago
January 23, 2025Jan 23 25 minutes ago, cooperxgalifianakis said: Serenaded lady gaga's security camera with a off-key horrible rendition of shallow like five years ago Bradley Cooper or Riley?
January 23, 2025Jan 23 2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: Bradley Cooper or Riley? my rendition made bradley cooper sound like the best singer to ever exist, thats how bad it was
January 23, 2025Jan 23 14 minutes ago, cooperxgalifianakis said: my rendition made bradley cooper sound like the best singer to ever exist, thats how bad it was Talking of bradley, just remembered my version of The Hangover. Went to vegas, pulled a tooth out, stole a tiger (not a real one), repeatedly bashed my face against the floor in my villa (got a scar from it) and trashed the villa. Shouldve got married there now I think about it.
January 23, 2025Jan 23 13 hours ago, cooperxgalifianakis said: Talking of bradley, just remembered my version of The Hangover. Went to vegas, pulled a tooth out, stole a tiger (not a real one), repeatedly bashed my face against the floor in my villa (got a scar from it) and trashed the villa. Shouldve got married there now I think about it. Did you go to Thailand and take it in the bum yet?
January 23, 2025Jan 23 Author 15 hours ago, cooperxgalifianakis said: Talking of bradley, just remembered my version of The Hangover. Went to vegas, pulled a tooth out, stole a tiger (not a real one), repeatedly bashed my face against the floor in my villa (got a scar from it) and trashed the villa. Shouldve got married there now I think about it. come on, you can do better than that. tell us how and why you pulled the tooth at least
January 23, 2025Jan 23 3 hours ago, BFit said: come on, you can do better than that. tell us how and why you pulled the tooth at least no gloves boxing match in the villa 6 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: Did you go to Thailand and take it in the bum yet? going soon haha
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