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Mods can’t reply, because I don’t like your race

Hey buddy

I’m good bud. Everything ok down there?  Need any kibbles or maybe some new towels since you constantly pee on them and roll around like you’re caught on fire?  

eat a box of rhino testicles, oprah

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3 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

eat a box of rhino testicles, oprah

well hey its our stupid foreign friend, remember when my country whipped yours, MAGA

Are you guys okay? Daylight saving time getting to you?

Maybe a little spring fever. 

1 hour ago, CouchKing said:

Are you guys okay? Daylight saving time getting to you?

Maybe a little spring fever. 

What's up fogtag? 

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1 hour ago, CouchKing said:

Are you guys okay? Daylight saving time getting to you?

Maybe a little spring fever. 

Pollen is ruling over me like nobody’s bizness 

44 minutes ago, Godfather said:

What's up fogtag? 

Everything is pretty good. Gotta do some yard work. What's up with you?

6 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

Pollen is ruling over me like nobody’s bizness 

Get some of that generic benedryl. Wash it down with beer and whiskey.

2 hours ago, CouchKing said:

Everything is pretty good. Gotta do some yard work. What's up with you?

Can't complain. Got some yard work done myself. About to make another vodka lemonade and throw some steaks on the blackstone

2 hours ago, Godfather said:

Can't complain. Got some yard work done myself. About to make another vodka lemonade and throw some steaks on the blackstone

Not what I’d wanna do with steaks but I guess since yours are in tube form with a side of underpants, it probably works. 

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58 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Not what I’d wanna do with steaks but I guess since yours are in tube form with a side of underpants, it probably works. 

Blackstone makes some great steaks, of course you only eat bologna, food stamp user

21 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

Blackstone makes some great steaks, of course you only eat bologna, food stamp user

I eat your mom’s plump bologna lips, then I drive to the local food lion and strip search everyone that enters for food stamps.  If they’re guilty, then I have the authority to face slap them since my tax dollars pay for their food. 

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7 minutes ago, hputenis said:

I eat your mom’s plump bologna lips, then I drive to the local food lion and strip search everyone that enters for food stamps.  If they’re guilty, then I have the authority to face slap them since my tax dollars pay for their food. 

Elon will stop your food stamp abuse 

14 hours ago, hputenis said:

Not what I’d wanna do with steaks but I guess since yours are in tube form with a side of underpants, it probably works. 

You gotta try it. It's good asf. I didn't have time to throw it on the charcoal yesterday 

On 3/10/2025 at 9:00 PM, olsilverhair said:

Mods can’t reply, because I don’t like your race

f you 

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10 hours ago, NCTANK said:

f you 

lick the window on the short bus

2 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

lick the window on the short bus

He's another Canadian fogtag

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On 3/12/2025 at 8:42 PM, olsilverhair said:

well hey its our stupid foreign friend, remember when my country whipped yours, MAGA

twice

Whaddup ghey boys 

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