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**official*** “bidet life is the best life” thread

mr_hunt
mr_hunt
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my butthole has never been cleaner, folks. 💧💧💦💦🍑

no more forever wiping or fecal remnants! thumbsup

get a bidet…it will change your life!

Find any beads or small rodents?

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    5 minutes ago, TV Guy said:

    Find any beads or small rodents?

    not yet but I haven’t tried the Turbo setting yet. whistle

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    anybody lose a set of keys? unsure

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    this sh** again?

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    b9d42357-99eb-4208-a6e1-86920e56de03_tex

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    5 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

    not yet but I haven’t tried the Turbo enema setting yet. whistle

    FYP

    I get one of those and I'll never get Angie out of the bathroom.

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    ever pull out of the car wash & realize your car still isn’t clean…then drive around & go back in for a 2nd wash? unsure

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    The vibrator and coat hanger were invented the same year

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