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Over the past couple weeks I've been subtly teasing an upcoming Pat Buckles quone. I know most of my fan base and army of followers on here probably have been thinking, "This is just another one of AJ's elaborate pranks. He's just going to keep talking, and talking, and talking about Pat Buckles and we'll get all excited for fresh, quality, comedic CVON content, and then... no Pat Buckles. It just won't happen at all or he'll do some bait-and-switch and make a Kenny Bania clone."

Well... guess what? The joke's on YOU! Because this time I'm going to deliver the goods.

Ladies and gent... oh, who am I kidding? It's CVON... so, just ladies...

I give you Pat Buckles!

Take it away, Pat!

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Com’on Pat give us your best AI response. You know you want to. Com’on hit that enter key. Is not your AI good enough ?

AI cracking jokes? That's like having a robot trying to nail a dad joke—equal parts hilarious and terrifying! Just imagine it on stage: 'Why did the robot cross the road? To optimize the other side for efficiency!’ I'm not sure if I should laugh or start saving up for AI therapy sessions!"

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Is Pat Buckles going to be like a cooler American version of Arthur Jackson?

Bring back McPipi. Even though the effort to laughs ratio was almost infinite, at least you weren't dividing by zero like you are now.

You spelled "quone" wrong

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On 9/16/2025 at 9:39 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

Over the past couple weeks I've been subtly teasing an upcoming Pat Buckles quone. I know most of my fan base and army of followers on here probably have been thinking, "This is just another one of AJ's elaborate pranks. He's just going to keep talking, and talking, and talking about Pat Buckles and we'll get all excited for fresh, quality, comedic CVON content, and then... no Pat Buckles. It just won't happen at all or he'll do some bait-and-switch and make a Kenny Bania clone."

Well... guess what? The joke's on YOU! Because this time I'm going to deliver the goods.

Ladies and gent... oh, who am I kidding? It's CVON... so, just ladies...

I give you Pat Buckles!

Take it away, Pat!

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You're killing me, Buckles 😠

we had an understanding

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