It's rancid. It's gooey. It's offensive in public spaces.

You know when you're completely blasted and you're in a hotel bar in Racine Wisconsin and some 55-year-old diabetic schoolbus driver divorcee starts putting the moves on you and she's like 160 pounds and keeps talking about how her grandson just made the wrestling team and you just want her to shut the hell up but you figure when am I gonna make it back here so you take her to your room but you can't quite "perform" because you're on your fifteenth shot of Montezuma so you offer to help her out but when you get down in there you're like what the hell am I looking at so you just dive in and it's like someone made a cheesecake out of rotten pastrami and fermented cuttlefish?

You know... that old saw?

That's CVON.

Durian is kinda good. Takes a bit to get over the smell but once you do it's surprisingly tasty.

That's CVON