I asked AI how many women 21 years old and up there are in the world. I chose 21 instead of 18 because you intellectually dishonest, politically obsessed weirdos are bit too cavalier with "the P word". Come to think of it, I probably should have picked 40 as the cutoff in this joint.

Anyway, it gave me an estimate of 2.7 billion ladies!

The average speed date is about 5 minutes. If I speed date 14 hours per day - leaving time for sleeping, eating, #1 and #2 (god willing), and wanking it something fierce - I calculated I could speed date through all of them in about 44 thousand years.

So if I can just enema a hefty dose of Ivermectin every day to keep myself virtually immortal, in forty to fifty millennia I'll have 2.7 billion "really good friends"!

You know the kind of friends that ask you for money, trick you into volunteering to help them move, and constantly talk about their boyfriends? Those kind of friends!

And you wonder why I have incel-level misogyny you fing b**ch.

Go to hades and take your boyfriend with you.

I also want to bang one chick from every country in the world!

It will take some time and effort but I think I can do it! only place I'm worried about is the Vatican . But you gotta figure there are a couple of practice squad nuns-to-be there that haven't taken their vows yet.

I was getting a no-contact table dance in Scranton one time and the girl was so hot I accidentally blammed about halfway through good vibrations when Donnie or whatever was all "my body is healthy my rhymes make me wealthy and the funky bunch helps me"

So I think that counts. I'm counting it. So it's like 194 more countries to go.

I will keep you updated.

I'd recommend setting an upper limit as well.

While I appreciate Ben Franklin's general attitude towards women, the unfortunate truth is that there is a sweet spot, and cutting off women over a particular age may reduce the number of lifetimes you need to speed date all the womens by quite a bit.

However I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that time is quite a factor here. Ina. Hypothetical situation where you yourself do not age, you would need to project continuously the number of women who - aging at a natural pace - fall within you lower and upper boundaries.

This could get quite complicated indeed.

I don't think I said anything about an upper bound.

Bring on the old bags.

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I don't think I said anything about an upper bound.

Bring on the old bags.

So... They keep getting older, you stay the same age?

appreciate the love, paco 😄

On 10/15/2025 at 8:10 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

I don't think I said anything about an upper bound.

Bring on the old bags.

Barf

50 should be the cutoff

22 hours ago, barho said:

Emphasis on misses

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