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What if, here me out now, he is trying to communicate to us via Morse Code? Maybe it's an S.O.S to the location where he's at?

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I don't think it's alcohol or code, I'm pretty sure it's just brain damage.

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3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I don't think it's alcohol or code, I'm pretty sure it's just brain damage.

He might be getting raped every day and we haven't lifted a finger.

30 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

He might be getting raped every day and we haven't lifted a finger.

How do you know he doesn’t want that?

Who?

Die Hard fan is just very low IQ with some undiagnosed mental illness. Lynched is drunk, poor and stupid. Greenskeeper I have always thought is legitimately retarded drooling over himself in front of a computer terminal in a group home somewhere.

25 minutes ago, paco said:

How do you know he doesn’t want that?

Let's give him a chance to tell us what he wants

@greenskeeper We've now understood that you are messaging us via your emojis and trying to tell us something important. We also now know that you are being regularly raped and are telling us how you feel about it. What we can't figure out is if you are telling us how much you enjoy it OR if you are feeling abused and are asking for help. Going forward, please use the 😠 emoji if you are asking for help and continue to use the lol emoji if you simply wish to alert us to the joy you find in getting cornhole pummeled repeatedly time and again.

😀

in honor of @greenskeeper

lol

greenskeepah is my special needs brutha from anotha mutha! 🤛🏾

Just now, mr_hunt said:

greenskeepah is my special needs brutha from anotha mutha! 🤛🏾

he's literally the smartest person in potter county.

On 10/9/2025 at 2:17 PM, dawkins4prez said:

He might be getting raped every day and we haven't lifted a finger.

That checks out

Oh well

lol

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On 10/9/2025 at 3:20 PM, DrPhilly said:

Let's give him a chance to tell us what he wants

@greenskeeper We've now understood that you are messaging us via your emojis and trying to tell us something important. We also now know that you are being regularly raped and are telling us how you feel about it. What we can't figure out is if you are telling us how much you enjoy it OR if you are feeling abused and are asking for help. Going forward, please use the 😠 emoji if you are asking for help and continue to use the lol emoji if you simply wish to alert us to the joy you find in getting cornhole pummeled repeatedly time and again.

Looks like he's getting railed on the daily and happier than a clam.

His overuse of the laughing emoji made me rethink my use of it. Thank you GK!

My guess is Dave Moss clone.

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