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He calls it "Alabaster Angstrom" after its color and size.

I recently learned that when someone has you on ignore they can't read your posts but they can still read your thread titles. I was not previously aware of this. this revelation opens a whole new avenue of comedy for me. Buckle your seatbelts. This is the greatest day of my life.

Weirdos Twitter Mike and EagleVA are my next victims.

You might get more engagement in the Gamers or For Your Entertainment forums

Jackson

9 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

He calls it "Alabaster Angstrom" after its color and size.

I recently learned that when someone has you on ignore they can't read your posts but they can still read your thread titles. I was previously aware of this. this revelation opens a whole new avenue of comedy for me. Buckle your seatbelts. This is the greatest day of my life.

Weirdos Twitter Mike and EagleVA are my next victims.

Is this "comedy" in the room with you right now?

9 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

You might get more engagement in the Gamers or For Your Entertainment forums

The difference between Arthur and UK Eagle is that at least that English knob keeps all his dumb posts confined to one thread for nobody to read them.

You forgot shape and could have went with Anode giving you alliteration of AAA that is also an apt description

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Miss Jackson if you're nasty Doctor Philly

18 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

He calls it "Alabaster Angstrom" after its color and size.

I recently learned that when someone has you on ignore they can't read your posts but they can still read your thread titles. I was previously aware of this. this revelation opens a whole new avenue of comedy for me. Buckle your seatbelts. This is the greatest day of my life.

Weirdos Twitter Mike and EagleVA are my next victims.

daydreaming about gannan's dong, are you?

aren't you infringing on @Procus schtick?

1 hour ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

daydreaming about gannan's dong, are you?

aren't you infringing on @Procus schtick?

Or literally everyone in the circle jerk.

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procus's what?

14 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

procus's what?

the thing he water picks your lymie mouth with every morning.

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ewww

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paco,

I've been trying to figure out how to complete your request for a three letter alliteration and so far I'm not doing very well.

I'm sorry if I haven't lived up to the challenge.

the best I could come up with right now is Antidisestablishmentarianist Alabaster Angstrom

it's a bit controversial but this is CVON

On 12/10/2025 at 10:04 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

Miss Jackson if you're nasty Doctor Philly

meh

15 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

paco,

I've been trying to figure out how to complete your request for a three letter alliteration and so far I'm not doing very well.

I'm sorry if I haven't lived up to the challenge.

the best I could come up with right now is Antidisestablishmentarianist Alabaster Angstrom

it's a bit controversial but this is CVON

Needs to be AAA, not just any 3 letter alliteration. Like the battery.

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note for the record that Dr Philly isn't nasty and resident snob gaynnan reads my posts

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get it?

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the non-ignore ignore is easily this board's best feature

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