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Just now, VanHammersly said:

roll

"The world is counting on your party to stop the evil criminal mastermind that I can't stop voting for and endorsing" is F'ing hilarious.

deflection.

Just now, HazletonEagle said:

deflection.

Sure thing, dumb F.

On topic, no one cares about your advice for Dems. You're MAGA. You either wanted everything that's happening or you're literally too stupid to vote and that privileged should be taken away from you.

Trump being a wimp when he is stood up to is a perfect analogy. The Republicans had their chance and failed miserably by giving in to him. Dems didn’t do much better and now the allies are falling into the same trap.

China is the only actor that stood their ground and he had to back down. Can’t include Russia because Trump is obsessed with Putin.

Standing up to a bully is something you learn on the playground. He might beat your butt, but if you fight back, you’ll at least have respect. Constantly give in/up and he’ll take your soul.

5 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Sure thing, dumb F.

On topic, no one cares about your advice for Dems. You're MAGA. You either wanted everything that's happening or you're literally too stupid to vote and that privileged should be taken away from you.

unhinged.

6 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

oh wow! That was a good one!!!!!

omg, thank you for the compliment!

i wonder if norseman thinks this is an efficient way to have to spend taxpayers' dollars.

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2 hours ago, vikas83 said:

He's boring. Can't win.

I feel that way about Rubio and Vance. As much as I don't like them, they're both intelligent. To the average republican primary voter that adds up to:

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If we have an election without Trump in 2028, it will have to be someone really really stupid on the right to appeal to the MAGA base. Like the male equivalent of Lauren Bobert.

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

They werent nice. But they werent good at not being nice. Hillary seemed "deplorable". Biden's c'mon maaann was weak and feeble. Few times he really tried getting snippy and his frail voice just sounded pathetic. They need someone who is charismatically not nice, or funny not nice. Trump is full of hilarious one liners. If you want to go the not nice route, you better get a comedian.

Holy crap, you are simple as F if you think that stupid ish is funny lmao. MAGA laughs because he's insulting the same people they hate, but its all stupid old man burns lmao.

4 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Holy crap, you are simple as F if you think that stupid ish is funny lmao. MAGA laughs because he's insulting the same people they hate, but its all stupid old man burns lmao.

the opposite reality is that you just dont laugh simply because you hate him. opinions...

23 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

He answered his own question:

"I have no understanding how this is an idea to begin with,” continued the anonymous Republican, adding, "We absolutely need NATO support Ukraine. Diminishing the capabilities of NATO to do that is a death knell to people in Ukraine.”

2 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

the opposite reality is that you just dont laugh simply because you hate him. opinions...

No, I laugh at things that are funny, and none of these geriatric clowns are. Simple little fellas like you are much funnier, albeit unintentionally

7 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

the opposite reality is that you just dont laugh simply because you hate him. opinions...

No dude, he isn’t funny. I got over 5th grade humor by the time I made it to high school.

13 minutes ago, barho said:

No dude, he isn’t funny. I got over 5th grade humor by the time I made it to high school.

Apparently he smells really funny these days though, I keep seeing people saying he smells like feces and old bologna lmao

38 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

the opposite reality is that you just dont laugh simply because you hate him. opinions...

I laugh at a lot of very off color stuff. Making fun of the handicapped is not cool. Also, making fun of dead American War Heroes is not cool.

4 minutes ago, Lambo said:

I laugh at a lot of very off color stuff. Making fun of the handicapped is not cool. Also, making fun of dead American War Heroes is not cool.

Agreed.

I do usually enjoy his little digs toward other politicians in debates, interviews, etc.

Sometimes because they're funny. And yes other times they are funny because they are inappropriate and I'm laughing at him more than with him. Funny nonetheless.

7 minutes ago, Lambo said:

I laugh at a lot of very off color stuff. Making fun of the handicapped is not cool. Also, making fun of dead American War Heroes is not cool.

Being a billionaire and still walking around smelling like a porta-potty that hasnt been emptied all summer long is pretty funny IMO

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22 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

Agreed.

I do usually enjoy his little digs toward other politicians in debates, interviews, etc.

Sometimes because they're funny. And yes other times they are funny because they are inappropriate and I'm laughing at him more than with him. Funny nonetheless.

To be fair, I think his bruised hands and swollen ankles are hilarious. They always bring a smile to my face.

2 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

dems tried all the same stuff, and cmon man wasnt it. I remember a few times Biden snapped at Trump but just sounded weak.

You guys dont like to listen so your party wont fix its issues. Full of excuses and deflections. The world is counting on you to do better but you guys arent interested in looking inward.

Feels like a good time to remind you that Biden easily beat Trump in an election. And not only did your boy lose, it hurt his feelings so bad he illegally attempted to overturn the results and incited a riot over it. Much like his brain damaged voters, he's a massively sensitive poosey and never knows when to take an L.

Trump's digs haven't been funny in a really, really long time. Him sheeting his pants is funny, him falling asleep in press conferences while people kiss his a** is funny and him talking about Dr's insisting he take tests to check to see if he's retarded is funny, but none of that's intentional. But if he's trying to be funny it's either a retread, it falls flat or it's so indecipherable that no one even knows what he's talking about.

1 hour ago, barho said:

No dude, he isn’t funny. I got over 5th grade humor by the time I made it to high school.

When you spend all day taping the ankles of 9th grade basketball players, you tend to find their level of humor witty and clever.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

When you spend all day taping the ankles of 9th grade basketball players, you tend to find their level of humor witty and clever.

To be honest, this is insulting to 9th graders. I've got a 9th grader and they're way funnier than MAGA idiots. MAGA sheet is just old man humor, telling the same jokes they've been telling since the '90s, but replacing Clinton with other people. Them kids are at least exploring some new territory.

11 minutes ago, Gannan said:

To be fair, I think his bruised hands and swollen ankles are hilarious. They always bring a smile to my face.

They are pretty unsightly.

4 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

To be honest, this is insulting to 9th graders. I've got a 9th grader and they're way funnier than MAGA idiots. MAGA sheet is just old man humor, telling the same jokes they've been telling since the '90s, but replacing Clinton with other people. Them kids are at least exploring some new territory.

How about 9th grade MAGAs?

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