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28 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Geeze I barely survived the Great Venezuelan War and now we're wrapping up The Battle of Greenland already?

It is obvious to all of us you lost the war against an elementary school education.

7 minutes ago, Lambo said:

It is obvious to all of us you lost the war against an elementary school education.

Yeah I've posted my engineering diploma on here before, your turn now, Doctor

10 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Yeah I've posted my engineering diploma on here before, your turn now, Doctor

Yeah you're an "engineer" in West Virginia, which kinda similar to how procus is a "lawyer" at the old folks home.

9 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Yeah you're an "engineer" in West Virginia, which kinda similar to how procus is a "lawyer" at the old folks home.

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9 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Yeah you're an "engineer" in West Virginia, which kinda similar to how procus is a "lawyer" at the old folks home.

ABET accredited, bish.

Just now, Lambo said:

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Yeah it's a poor, rural state. Congratulations on discovering this. It clearly means that every single person in the state is exactly the same.

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

ABET accredited, bish.

Remember when we had to walk you through the basics of compounding interest? You legit didn't understand how it worked and had to be spoonfed it step by step like a child. roll

3 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Yeah it's a poor, rural state. Congratulations on discovering this. It clearly means that every single person in the state is exactly the same.

Not exactly the same, severely retarded. Every single person in the state is severely retarded.

4 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Remember when we had to walk you through the basics of compounding interest? You legit didn't understand how it worked and had to be spoonfed it step by step like a child. roll

Wrong

Just now, Mike31mt said:

Wrong

To be fair, the math was pretty tricky with all those percentages and multiplication problems. I can see how someone with an extra chromosome would struggle with it for years until some random person on the Internet had to explain it to them.

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Not exactly the same, severely retarded. Every single person in the state is severely retarded.

Don't talk about Jon Kruk like that

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2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Geeze I barely survived the Great Venezuelan War and now we're wrapping up The Battle of Greenland already?

Venezuela has barely started Ace

4 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Geeze I barely survived the Great Venezuelan War and now we're wrapping up The Battle of Greenland already?

so that's 10 wars he's ended now, right?

3 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Don't talk about Jon Kruk like that

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i love kruk, one of my all-time favs, that said i hope you aren't using him as a flex in this particular exchange with wgb.

  • 3 weeks later...

Greenland has free healthcare. Meanwhile we charge $5K for a Band-aid. Something tells me they’re gonna pass on this.

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On 2/6/2026 at 10:40 AM, DrPhilly said:

Venezuela has barely started Ace

Lol

18 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

Greenland has free healthcare. Meanwhile we charge $5K for a Band-aid. Something tells me they’re gonna pass on this.

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Greenland? What do they have, like 3 total MRI machines on the island?

Is that where you were for the last year when you ran away from the EMB like a woman?

43 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Greenland? What do they have, like 3 total MRI machines on the island?

Is that where you were for the last year when you ran away from the EMB like a

So they have three more MRI machines than we have available medical ships?

8 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

So they have three more MRI machines than we have available medical ships?

Duuuurrpp Greenland has teh free healthcarez, it's free and so much better than the US!

Just now, Mike31mt said:

Duuuurrpp Greenland has teh free healthcarez, it's free and so much better than the US!

"Derp, we will just send them an unavailable hospital ship that we cant send right now!"

You and fat boy are definitely the same kind of retarded, Squirt. I blame all the fast food.

Just now, Boogyman said:

"Derp, we will just send them an unavailable hospital ship that we cant send right now!"

You and fat boy are definitely the same kind of retarded, Squirt. I blame all the fast food.

Retarded is having your wife be a breadwinner but acting like a tough guy on the Internet. Know anyone like that, squirt??

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

Retarded is having your wife be a breadwinner but acting like a tough guy on the Internet. Know anyone like that, squirt??

"Quick, change the subject again, he knows there is no ship to send"....you just know that fat F'er was asleep in the meeting when they talked about hospital ship availability, Squirt.

On 2/6/2026 at 9:16 AM, Mike31mt said:

Yeah I've posted my engineering diploma on here before, your turn now, Doctor

"I already validated myself to strangers on a message board!"...yeah, thats what makes you the funniest half-man of them all, Squirt.

Just now, Boogyman said:

"I already validated myself to strangers on a message board!"...yeah, thats what makes you the funniest half-man of them all, Squirt.

Some men can't measure up and need their wives to perform the traditional male roles. I've heard of that happening

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Some men can't measure up and need their wives to perform the traditional male roles. I've heard of that happening

And then there's guys like yourself who have to settle and marry the useless, leftover hags that nobody else wants. Now get back to measuring your micro-manhood on football message boards lmao.

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