tough, two part question, but one that has to be asked.

do you fold or ball up your toilet paper & what is your preferred wiping method ? 

Best Regards,

AT

 

 

8 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

tough, two part question, but one that has to be asked.

do you fold or ball up your toilet paper & what is your preferred wiping method ? 

Best Regards,

AT

 

 

Wait. You dont use the 3 shells? 

Also, Dave, I've got this fancy Japanese toilet. Six hunnerd dollars, all the frills, about twenty buttons. It beeps. 

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a bidet which would solve all this if I knew how to use it. But I can't read Japanese, and I definitely don't want to just stand there pushing buttons until I get spayed. 

Also the heat is stuck on "on," and it's frying my cheeks every time I take too long pooing. 

Can we solve these problems or what? 

11 hours ago, What The F said:

Wait. You dont use the 3 shells? 

i am not familiar with this, please explain further. 

Please use this forum to ask questions about the Eagles.