Dave,

We all knew Jason Peters would be on and off the field this entire season.  I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did on Sunday, and at this point, I'd be fine throwing Mailata to the wolves.  He couldn't possibly be any worse.  

Then I got to thinking that Peters has basically been in and out of almost every game (if not injured) for the past 3-4 years.  He can't be this dinged up every single time he's on the field.  Once I turned 35, I found myself with much more swamparse than usual.  Right in the middle of a normal day, I find myself going to the bathroom just to wipe my arse.  It's exhausting, but I guess this comes with age.  I took a giant dump this morning and used practically 1/2 a roll of TP and baby wipes for quality assurance, but it still doesn't solve the problem.  

Does Peters constantly leave the game only to wipe his arse in the poop tent?    I'd understand it even more every time they wear their white uniforms.  

Something tells me this was not a serious inquiry.