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quote posts that @Probably also apply to your mom

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1 minute ago, greend said:

She's probably been a mom more than once

 

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2 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Hair unwashed

 

7 hours ago, xzmattzx said:

The Female-Appearing Genitalia Museum

 

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Femme Fatale Funny

 

On 6/3/2021 at 5:41 PM, DaEagles4Life said:

Just eat it for lunch 

 

2 hours ago, TV Guy said:

What was he doing there?

 

 

On 7/19/2021 at 11:00 PM, 20dawk4life said:

Bring a pooper scooper 

 

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1 minute ago, hputenis said:

Any more open slots this year?

 

1 hour ago, Blobeph said:

anybody in here want to use their hand on me?

 

1 hour ago, DrPhilly said:

Bring down the hammer

 

24 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Lmao. Try harder.

That's what the ketchup is for. 

 

Just now, dawkdaballhawk said:

"I have a big competitive hole in my body that I need to fill"

 

On 7/28/2021 at 12:45 PM, Kz! said:
Same **** that said we could have "a summer of love"

Can’t remove the tweet on mobile

15 minutes ago, paco said:

:lol:

 

Something I always wanted to do but I was never off the road long enough to get it to 10" or more.  Thanks COVID!

 

8 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Something I always wanted to do but I was never off the road long enough to get it to 10" or more.  Thanks COVID!

GD it.  

 

Also:

:lol:

 

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8 hours ago, OCEaglefan said:

How many times have you jerked off?

 

2 hours ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

I'm smoking it today and running behind. It won't be done until late tonight.

 

1 hour ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

Make it 3

And the babiesare smokin'. It'll be a late night. Luckily I have plenty of beer!

 

  • 2 weeks later...
2 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

:lol: I can taste the salt through the screen

 

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2 minutes ago, Utebird said:

Yeah shes got some pipes!

 

On 8/23/2021 at 7:05 PM, Passepartout said:

That looks like mush there! Sorry!

 

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I do about 5 hours of a butt tonight and finish tomorrow for dinner... After we eat, everyone will sit and watch me get hammered.

 

1 hour ago, jmac+djaxallday said:

 making a late push from the back door.

 

1 minute ago, LeanMeanGM said:

did butt stuff for the first time.

 

1 hour ago, BigEFly said:

Man that is a small butt. How long did you have on?

 

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Doing... smoked hot sausage... this afternoon.

 

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