So Harley and I made a New Years resolution together.  Guess what it is.  This is an opportunity for clever, creative, funny answers.  I suggest you take full advantage of the situation.

Times yours.

 

To go full vegan

Wear less zebra print clothing?

INVEST IN PLASTIC SEAT COVERS for the chair.

Mother always said...semen stains. 

Get married

More buttsex?

 

Just now, mikemack8 said:

More buttsex?

not if they follow greend's suggestion. 

i was shocked that i had to go 3 knuckles posts deep without any mention of the anal. reminds me, i have to visit the pound and get Chickie a new cat she's agreed to name Sew Worthit. i hate cats. 

12 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

 

not if they follow greend's suggestion. 

i was shocked that i had to go 3 knuckles posts deep without any mention of the anal. reminds me, i have to visit the pound and get Chickie a new cat she's agreed to name Sew Worthit. i hate cats. 

I'm just going off the picture he posted, figuring there are clues in there. 🤷‍♂️

dress even more like it's 1987?

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

I'm just going off the picture he posted, figuring there are clues in there. 🤷‍♂️

same here, you and me mike. everyone else missed the big, huge, gaping, quivering glory hole of an opportunity to ream that request. 

Threesome with Irish?

Post nudes? 
 

Nakid sex on a Harley going down the parkway? 

Update your furniture?

No no I know I know... Harley is going to try and stop eating so much male sausage?

I'm sure that resolution lasted... 😊

I'm gonna go with "butt stuff"

Everything I typed was auto corrected or censored......

So I'll go with adopting a family of Eithopians. 

4 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

So I'll go with adopting a family of Eithopians. 

adopting a family of ethiopians...say NO MORE say NO MORE!

8 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

dress even more like it's 1987?

Oh, she has, my friend.  She has.

3 hours ago, UK_EaglesFan89 said:

Update your furniture?

That furniture was from a $300 a night suite that was stayed at on Christmas day in Peddlers Village.  So I agree, at that price it should be updated.

10 hours ago, paco said:

To go full vegan

The shock to our systems would kill us.

27 minutes ago, Redden said:

The shock to our systems would kill us.

Unlike the dill do she's gonna be shoving up your arse

Raid the capitol building and overthrow the government. 

Matching tattoos? To never speak to each other again?  To switch sexes and gender roles?

To attend more musicals? To rollerblade more? To hum less in public?

4 hours ago, hukdonfoniks said:

I'm gonna go with "butt stuff"

For him or her?  I'm betting redden is in for a good pegging.

2 hours ago, 20dawk4life said:

Unlike the dill do she's gonna be shoving up your arse

 

35 minutes ago, rambo said:

For him or her?  I'm betting redden is in for a good pegging.

The F is wrong with you two?

1 hour ago, Redden said:

 

The F is wrong with you two?

So were we right?