yeah...totally get your wife into incest!  

9 hours ago, rambo said:

Pretty sure that's the guy who cheated on his hot girlfriend with his psycho hot cousin.

I remember that thread. Absolute stuff of legend. 

Unless your wife is the one pushing for you to do it, only bad stuff is gonna happen. Without a green light from her, disaster will strike. The consolation prize, if you can call it that, is that whatever plays out in your head will be far better than reality. Might be best to leave it there. But if you get the green light, you go 100% and hidden cam the F out of that encounter, or it didn't happen.

1 minute ago, PoconoDon said:

Unless your wife is the one pushing for you to do it, only bad stuff is gonna happen. Without a green light from her, disaster will strike. The consolation prize, if you can call it that, is that whatever plays out in your head will be far better than reality. Might be best to leave it there. But if you get the green light, you go 100% and hidden cam the F out of that encounter, or it didn't happen.

 

yeah...he better ask his wife for permission first. 

hey, honey.  would you mind if i f'd your mom?  

1 minute ago, mr_hunt said:

 

yeah...he better ask his wife for permission first. 

hey, honey.  would you mind if i f'd your mom?  

Exactly my point. It's a non starter unless the wife brings it up and pushes for it. Not gonna happen.

15 minutes ago, PoconoDon said:

Exactly my point. It's a non starter unless the wife brings it up and pushes for it. Not gonna happen.

it's an awesome story, for sure.  but i don't think i'd want to be married to a bro-ad who is okay with me f'ing her mother.   

I don't see what could go wrong in this situation at all. Seems to me that you didn't drink quite enough to finish the job. I'm sure the wife would understand. 

6 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

it's an awesome story, for sure.  but i don't think i'd want to be married to a bro-ad who is okay with me f'ing her mother.   

I've seen tons of movies where this happens.  Seems pretty normal to me.

2 minutes ago, rambo said:

I've seen tons of movies where this happens.  Seems pretty normal to me.

ahh...a fellow cinephile. 

Just now, mr_hunt said:

ahh...a fellow cinephile. 

Maybe the mom teaches her daughter some new tricks.  I think it'd be a great learning experience for everyone involved.  Just make sure you have lots of jello shots ready.

16 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

it's an awesome story, for sure.  but i don't think i'd want to be married to a bro-ad who is okay with me f'ing her mother.   

Look who is all grown up on us

2 minutes ago, greend said:

Look who is all grown up on us

  yeah...i felt really old while typing my replies to this thread. i kinda am. 

Just now, mr_hunt said:

  yeah...i felt really old while typing my replies to this thread. i kinda am. 

I'm right there with you (well ahead of you actually and not in a good way)

16 hours ago, What The F said:

Mother in law

 

Cousin

 

my 20 years ago reply:

i'd bang the mom like an old screen door during a hurricane ...while the cousin diddles my chimphole!   

2 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

  yeah...i felt really old while typing my replies to this thread. i kinda am. 

 

1 minute ago, greend said:

I'm right there with you (well ahead of you actually and not in a good way)

I've been on these boards for 16 years.  I know you 2 have been here longer.  I wasn't even married yet.  Hell even agent was getting poon back in the day.

54 minutes ago, rambo said:

Maybe the mom teaches her daughter some new tricks.  I think it'd be a great learning experience for everyone involved.  Just make sure you have lots of jello shots ready.

years ago a scale operator (who had moved down from NW PA) wanted to take me out to lunch at the local strip club because.....they have awesome burgers and her daughter just started working there. 

before you ask, there's a reason Miss Pennsylvania was never formally Miss Punxsutawney.

19 hours ago, What The F said:

I debated telling this story, but...  WTF, why not.    I havent had a drink since November 5th 2020. Now, as some of you might know, I do enjoy the occasional beverage or 36.  But what happened that night... well... It was the night of my wifes birthday.  Due to covid, we had a "small" gathering at our house around the pool. We live in S. Florida, so still about 183 degrees outside in early November.

Anyways..  I started drinking around 10am. Mind you, this was a Thursday and most people werent coming over until around 6, and then had to work the next day. But not this guy... Around 430pm I fired up the grill, as I sipped on Crown n Coke #5 or 6. If you have ever tailgated with me, or anything like that, I pour VERY heavy. Like... 6oz Crown/1oz Coke.  So when I say im on drink 5 or 6, im about to move onto bottle #2.   Im feeling good. Wife is enjoying the pool, and then her mom is the first to arrive. **Side note** My wifes mom is only 51. My wife is 34.**  I am 42 for those curious. 

So like I was saying. my wife was in the pool. Her mom just arrived. I suggested her mom to go swimming, and she responded by telling me she didnt bring her suite. In my infinite stupidity, I told her to just go in her panties and dont worry about a top...

Now, my wifes mom isnt bad looking at all. My wife did not hear this exchange.  Her mom's eyes responded to my likely .16% bac response to her with pure fire. I thought I was dead where I stood. She said not a word. Then a knock at the door.. Thank god, a few friends showed up just then. 

So the next few hours felt like days. I was trashed. I knew I said something I shouldnt have. I didnt know if the mother in law said anything to the wife. Wife acted normal. Mother in law didnt say a word to me all night.  I felt a storm brewing but wasnt sure where it was coming from..

End of the night comes, and by now I am on crown and coke #??  double digits somewhere, along with a few shots here and there. Everyone leaves, wife is in the shower, mother in law and MY mom are in the living room talking.  I was kinda hiding in the theater room not sure if I should try to extinguish the flames while drunk, or just pass out in the theater and live to fight another day.

Guess what I did....

Yep, I went to fight the brave fight. Drink in hand.  F it.  So I go out in the living room and my mom is saying her goodbyes, yelling bye to my wife whos still in the shower. My mom leaves. So here I am. Drunk as F,  Wife in shower. Mother in law sitting on the couch across from me. She looks right at me and says "I cannot believe you suggest I swim naked in front of your friends and family, if it was ONLY you and {insert wifes name here}, then maybe but not everyone. 

jaw. hits. floor.

WHAT?!? She then just smiles at me and says she noticed me checking her boobs out before!  WTF. Is she F'ing with me? Whats happening here? 

Wife comes out and we say our goodbyes to her mom.  I dont say a word to the wife. This is my hell. 9 weeks later and 0 drinks for this guy.  Not that I planned to go sober, but I just havent had the urge to drink since then. I have only seen the wifes mom once since then for Christmas and she acted as if nothing happened. Wife has never said anything.

So what says you guys? Is she messing with me? Is wife in on it? Was it a ploy to get me to stop drinking? Does mother in law want this D?  I know I know I know.. "pics of mother in law"  Maybe... in time. 

Real talk, what were the withdrawals like? Did you really quit cold turkey because of some milf scared you straight? Is that the cure to not having seizures? I’m asking for a friend

1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

years ago a scale operator (who had moved down from NW PA) wanted to take me out to lunch at the local strip club because.....they have awesome burgers and her daughter just started working there. 

before you ask, there's a reason Miss Pennsylvania was never formally Miss Punxsutawney.

Did she work at Gruda's ?

never heard of it. this joint was something called Tigers or some crap.

27 minutes ago, Toty said:

Did it have something to do with Phil the groundhog seeing his shadow and jumping back into her ham wallet?

close but more like if phil was a phenis and saw the atrocity that is Miss Punxsutawney and shrunk upwards into his cavity. or it was just cold. 

4 hours ago, RoadToHell said:

Real talk, what were the withdrawals like? Did you really quit cold turkey because of some milf scared you straight? Is that the cure to not having seizures? I’m asking for a friend

Nope, nothing.  I didn't even plan to quit.  I literally just realized the other day that i hadn't had a single drink since November.  I think my mind has been so tied up with thinking about what happened that i actually have forgotten to drink.  Lol 

I have no words for this..... Except I'll be 100% behind what ever girl you decide to get behind. 

Just now, Toty said:

be a little crowded back there don't ya think? 😬

It sounded off when i typed it..... Then i hit  send anyways because why not? Lol

awesome thread / unique motivation for others to cut back on the drinking. Also, I gotta move to FL. Just seems like this crazy crap wouldn't happen up here. Besides the November swimming scenario.