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Let’s get it going!!

I hereby pardon doug P for his crime of ruining Carson Wentz.

 

I can't stay up all night.

I wanna be up early so I can laugh at Trump's speech delivered to Melania, Rudy, and 12 ex-staffers who were paid to be there in the freezing cold.

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4 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:
 

 

Dave, I may be wrong about this, but I think I have heard that when you are pardoned you then lose the ability to make use of the 5th Amendment if you are ever called as witness in a trial against he who granted you the pardon. 

I'm gonna assume that was the reason for the back and forth...

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12 minutes ago, Green Dog said:

Dave, I may be wrong about this, but I think I have heard that when you are pardoned you then lose the ability to make use of the 5th Amendment if you are ever called as witness in a trial against he who granted you the pardon. 

I'm gonna assume that was the reason for the back and forth...

Not an expert on this, but I heard the same.

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right???

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You’re killing me, Smalls

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:huh:

Anyone who can donate to the Trump Enrichment Fund (in sufficient quantities) will be eligible for a pardon.  There really aren’t any Americans who are still pretending he’s not corrupt anyway, right?

Remember the theme song from his reality show.

2 minutes ago, Alphagrand said:

Anyone who can donate to the Trump Enrichment Fund (in sufficient quantities) will be eligible for a pardon.  There really aren’t any Americans who are still pretending he’s not corrupt anyway, right?

Remember the theme song from his reality show.

I'm surprised he's not holding a telethon for pardons.

5 hours ago, Green Dog said:

Dave, I may be wrong about this, but I think I have heard that when you are pardoned you then lose the ability to make use of the 5th Amendment if you are ever called as witness in a trial against he who granted you the pardon. 

I'm gonna assume that was the reason for the back and forth...

 

5 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

Not an expert on this, but I heard the same.

I believe this is true. Since you do not need to avail yourself of the 5th amendment against self incrimination, then if you refuse to talk, you can be held in contempt. 

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cheeto pardoning the guy who ripped off his own supporters is pretty damn fitting. 🤡🌎

9 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

cheeto pardoning the guy who ripped off his own supporters is pretty damn fitting. 🤡🌎

That was the biggest name on the list, right?

No Ghislaine Maxwell? Maybe he is holding that one back for when Biden takes the oath.

He pardoned that crazy bug-eyed Fox News lady's husband.

Lil wayne!!

Gotta say I'm a little let down here.  Yeah he pardoned one of his cronies (Bannon) and someone ridiculous (Lil Wayne) but the bar for crazy and corrupt was set so high I expected more. 

Pretty surprised he didn’t pardon his family. I wonder if he’ll regret that?

12 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

 

I think Wayne was facing over 10 years

2 hours ago, Jsvand12 said:

Pretty surprised he didn’t pardon his family. I wonder if he’ll regret that?

SPOILER ALERT: he will regret it

Lost in all your jokes is a genuinely infuriating pardon:

Aviem Sella

F'ng disgraceful. That guy should have a bullet in his head, not a freaking pardon.

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