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Thanks Joe for Higher Gas Prices and Unemployment!

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WASHINGTON (AP) — The number of Americans seeking unemployment benefits fell last week to 473,000, a new pandemic low and the latest evidence that fewer employers are cutting jobs as consumers ramp up spending and more businesses reopen.

 

:worthy: joe! 

16 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

The shortage is entirely the creation of hoarders freaking out.

Every single gas station in the area. 

I have 100 miles till empty and no where to go so will just wait till the weekend. 

 

2 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

 

:worthy: joe! 

It's just too easy.

2 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

It's just too easy.

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Did Joe fix the pipes?

 

Crime does pay

Colonial Pipeline Co. paid nearly $5 million to Eastern European hackers on Friday, contradicting reports earlier this week that the company had no intention of paying an extortion fee to help restore the country’s largest fuel pipeline, according to two people familiar with the transaction.

The company paid the hefty ransom in difficult-to-trace cryptocurrency within hours after the attack, underscoring the immense pressure faced by the Georgia-based operator to get gasoline and jet fuel flowing again to major cities along the Eastern Seaboard, those people said. A third person familiar with the situation said U.S. government officials are aware that Colonial made the payment.

 
 

Once they received the payment, the hackers provided the operator with a decrypting tool to restore its disabled computer network. The tool was so slow that the company continued using its own backups to help restore the system, one of the people familiar with the company’s efforts said.

 
 

A representative from Colonial declined to comment, as did a spokesperson for the National Security Council. Colonial said it began to resume fuel shipments around 5 p.m. Eastern time Wednesday.

2 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Crime does pay

 

 

 

Just came here to post this. That is hilarious.

Apparently, they also were using an old, unpatched, version of on-premise Exchange. A total failure to invest in their infrastructure. I'm sure glad vital national infrastructure is in the hands of private corporations who value profits to shareholders above all else! 🙃

18 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Crime does pay

 

The company paid the hefty ransom in difficult-to-trace cryptocurrency

Joke's on them.  It's probably not worth $5 mil as of today.

2 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

My wife left this morning for a girls trip to the Outer Banks.  Should be interesting to see if they make it without running out of gas.  If not, she has my permission to buy a horse and ride it back home.

They’ve got wild horses there, so she can just find one instead of buying one.

It was Burisma...:ph34r:

16 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Joke's on them.  It's probably not worth $5 mil as of today.

Monero for the win! 

Enjoy this actual quote from our prepubescent Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg:

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 "We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed.  Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding.  Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners.  As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern"

 

1 minute ago, The_Omega said:

Enjoy this actual quote from our prepubescent Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg:

 

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15 hours ago, rambo said:

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Damn Hoarders should be thrown in Jail

 

Just now, Mike030270 said:

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

 

The sad part is that the doofus lived and probably has not learned from the mistake.

2 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

The sad part is that the doofus lived and probably has not learned from the mistake.

Article said there's also no need to panic because Florida gets 90% of their gas from cargo ships

Clearly that guy didn't know lol

Moron just couldn't deal with the consequences of his impracticality. You bought like the most inefficient vehicle on the market. Pay the piper, dip$hit.

Did Biden catch the hackers yet?

 

No?

 

Hunter Biden.

 

Frederic Forrest and Tricia Peters movies

 

Think about it.

37 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

 

16 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

There's about to be a dramatic rise in Michael Bay-style car explosions with all these dipshits driving around with loose bags of gas in the trunk.

:pizza:

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1 hour ago, The_Omega said:

Enjoy this actual quote from our prepubescent Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg:

 

... no, it's not: 

as linked by the original source: https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2021/05/12/secretary-alfred-e-newman-outlines-federal-response-to-gas-crisis-we-understand-the-concerns-about-the-concerns-that-need-to-be-understood/

 

 

11 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

:offtopic:

 

Sarcastically written parodies = facts.

Videos = fiction.

 

Didn't you learn from Trump's "good people on both sides"?

 

You don't actually listen to the opposing side. You just make up your mind about what you think they said and run with it.

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