I had a white female co-worker who said because her ancestors were from Sicily and they're considered to be of color, so she said she's basically black. She was pale white. 🤷‍♂️

28 minutes ago, NOTW said:

I had a white female co-worker who said because her ancestors were from Sicily and they're considered to be of color, so she said she's basically black. She was pale white. 🤷‍♂️

In new America, everyone will attempt to claim minority status for career advancement opportunities. It's already happening.  

20 minutes ago, NOTW said:

I had a white female co-worker who said because her ancestors were from Sicily and they're considered to be of color, so she said she's basically black. She was pale white. 🤷‍♂️

She's part Egg Plant. LOL. Damn Moors. 

9 minutes ago, jsdarkstar said:

She's part Egg Plant. LOL. Damn Moors. 

I blame the Carthaginians. 

12 minutes ago, Kz! said:

In new America, everyone will attempt to claim minority status for career advancement opportunities. It's already happening.  

 

 

Is the how you landed that sweet assistant to the assistant manager job at Kmart, by pretending to be a minority?

35 minutes ago, NOTW said:

I had a white female co-worker who said because her ancestors were from Sicily and they're considered to be of color, so she said she's basically black. She was pale white. 🤷‍♂️

You should've called her Raqeula Dolezalino! 

5 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

 

 

Is the how you landed that sweet assistant to the assistant manager job at Kmart, by pretending to be a minority?

I'd like to think I landed my job on my own merits, but I'm not going to pretend having Elizabeth Warren levels of native american blood running through my veins didn't help.

1 minute ago, Kz! said:

I'd like to think I landed my job on my own merits, but I'm not going to pretend having Elizabeth Warren levels of native american blood running through my veins didn't help.

Well between that and setting the land speed record collecting shopping carts from a parking lot, you must have been the first, obvious choice.

39 minutes ago, NOTW said:

I had a white female co-worker who said because her ancestors were from Sicily and they're considered to be of color, so she said she's basically black. She was pale white. 🤷‍♂️

i’m black from the waist down 😎

Kmart...man, my first "real" job was at the 'Mart

Working in the garden shop, trying to pretend I knew what the F I was talking about when the little old ladies would come up and ask me where a certain plant was

1 minute ago, NCTANK said:

i’m black from the waist down 😎

You might have skin cancer man

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

Kmart...man, my first "real" job was at the 'Mart

Working in the garden shop, trying to pretend I knew what the F I was talking about when the little old ladies would come up and ask me where a certain plant was

You might have skin cancer man

For my first real job I unintentionally started a landscaping business. I used to ride around the neighborhood on a tiny craftsman lawn tractor with a homemade trailer and cut lawns. I did really well for a 15 year old. Another guy in the area (he was 17) also had a landscaping business and his truck died. I loaned him money to buy a used pickup and we folded our "businesses" together. Did that until 19 years old.

4 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

Look at all those "ishlibs"!

Proof I'm just a goomba from Philly:

 

 

This'll be lunch and dinner.

 

1 minute ago, Kz! said:

 

 

That's for a scrubbing pad but it's rarely ever used. I just like that it looks goofy, lol.

4 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

That's for a scrubbing pad but it's rarely ever used. I just like that it looks goofy, lol.

That's one of the strangest nicknames for it I've ever heard. 

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

That's one of the strangest nicknames for it I've ever heard. 

 

I hope you see him in your nightmares!

Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

I hope you see him in your nightmares!

I would F the sheet outta that thing if I were you.

1 minute ago, VanHammersly said:

I would F the sheet outta that thing if I were you.

 

Hole's not big enough. I'm Italian, remember?

 

 

 

On 5/27/2021 at 12:35 PM, EaglesRocker97 said:

Proof I'm just a goomba from Philly:

 

 

This'll be lunch and dinner.

 

More like proof you have no idea how to make a hoagie. WTF

What's with the big tub of mayo?   No self-respecting Italian puts mayonnaise on a hoagie. 

It was looking so fine and then BLAM!

Tub of mayo.

🤢

Lots of people put mayo on hoagies. It's certainly an option. You guys are clearly misguidded

 

40 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

More like proof you have no idea how to make a hoagie. WTF

WTF are you talking about?