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Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:

I tell people I'm Italian, but I'm tehnically Sicilian. From what I understand, Italians don't consider us "real Italians." We're basically the hillbillies of Mediterranean.

My wife is Chinese. She says Indians aren't "real" Asians.

 

I tell her to quiet down and hurry up with the sammich.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

Northern Italians don't consider southern Italians, in general, as being white. But yeah, it's true that it's a whole other level with Sicilians. They go so far as to say the island isn't even part of Italy. And this is from people in Calabria which is just a few miles away.

this is true.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

Northern Italians don't consider southern Italians, in general, as being white. But yeah, it's true that it's a whole other level with Sicilians. They go so far as to say the island isn't even part of Italy. And this is from people in Calabria which is just a few miles away.

Well in fairness, Sicily wasn’t part of Italy and Italy wasn’t even a country until 1861.

1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

My wife is Chinese. She says Indians aren't "real" Asians.

 

I tell her to quiet down and hurry up with the sammich.

you check the sammy before eating it, right ? 

1 minute ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

you check the sammy before eating it, right ? 

I don't even eat it. Just throw it in the trash in front of her and tell her to make something else. So she knows her role.

Just now, vikas83 said:

I don't even eat it. Just throw it in the trash in front of her and tell her to make something else. So she knows her role.

You send her to basement to make polos and pay her 10 cents an hour, don't you?

11 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Northern Italians don't consider southern Italians, in general, as being white. But yeah, it's true that it's a whole other level with Sicilians. They go so far as to say the island isn't even part of Italy. And this is said by people in Calabria too which is just a few miles away.


My GF's family is from Calabria and can attest to this. Like her grandparents were off the boat and hardly ever spoke any English. My GF's mom would say these things to her as a kid, but, interestingly, her grandparents came from a place that didn't even have running water. People love to separate themselves into groups. I brought up your comment to her and said "Screw you and your people!" Lol.

5 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:


My GF's family is from Calabria and can attest to this. Like her grandparents were off the boat and hardly ever spoke any English. I sent her this and said "Screw you and your people!L Lol.

The running joke with Calabrese are that they're stubborn and talking to them is like talking to a wall.  And as far as dialects go, theirs is very similar to Sicilian, but most of the overt racism I've seen comes from northerners. Lots of comments about "polluted blood" from Moroccans.

As with anything though, classism is a huge part of it too. Southerners are seen as being poor and stupid by northerners who see themselves as smart and sophisticated. Not much different than what we have here in the US or basically any other country.

13 minutes ago, rambo said:

You send her to basement to make polos and pay her 10 cents an hour, don't you?

Pay? She gets room and board. She owes me money.

6 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

The running joke with Calabrese are that they're stubborn and talking to them is like talking to a wall.  And as far as dialects go, theirs is very similar to Sicilian, but most of the overt racism I've seen comes from northerners. Lots of comments about "polluted blood" from Moroccans.

 

this was the main thing i remember hearing. 

24 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Pay? She gets room and board. She owes me money.

you have def been americanized if you're talking like this while the wife isn't around. :ph34r:

3 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

you have def been americanized if you're talking this while the wife isn't around. :ph34r:

I'm at work. She is at home where she belongs...

In all seriousness, I am very lucky. I have no idea what happens at the house, where the food in the fridge comes from, where the clothes in my closet are from, how the house gets cleaned, etc. I work and make the money, she manages the house completely. She asked me to start the dishwasher last week, and I looked at her with that confused look a dog gets...she said nevermind and did it herself.

2 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

I'm at work. She is at home where she belongs...

In all seriousness, I am very lucky. I have no idea what happens at the house, where the food in the fridge comes from, where the clothes in my closet are from, how the house gets cleaned, etc. I work and make the money, she manages the house completely. She asked me to start the dishwasher last week, and I looked at her with that confused look a dog gets...she said nevermind and did it herself.

Dammit dude!  She just wants you to push her love button for once.

Dennis Hopper does a great job explaining Sicilians to Christopher Walken in True Romance.

5 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Dennis Hopper does a great job explaining Sicilians to Christopher Walken in True Romance.

You know what, you're right.  I said Walken had thoughts but I forgot it's actually Hopper that's turning it around on Walken in that scene.

2 hours ago, vikas83 said:

I'm at work. She is at home where she belongs...

Good thing she doesn't know your "work" is posting on the EMB....:whistle:

It's great to have your money work for you!

2 hours ago, vikas83 said:

I'm at work. She is at home where she belongs...

In all seriousness, I am very lucky. I have no idea what happens at the house, where the food in the fridge comes from, where the clothes in my closet are from, how the house gets cleaned, etc. I work and make the money, she manages the house completely. She asked me to start the dishwasher last week, and I looked at her with that confused look a dog gets...she said nevermind and did it herself.

My wife works out of the house, does all that stuff and makes twice as much as me. If sex toys did anything for her (thankfully she hates them) I'd be useless.

No one...not one singular person! - 9GAG

21 hours ago, vikas83 said:

I'm at work. She is at home where she belongs...

In all seriousness, I am very lucky. I have no idea what happens at the house, where the food in the fridge comes from, where the clothes in my closet are from, how the house gets cleaned, etc. I work and make the money, she manages the house completely. She asked me to start the dishwasher last week, and I looked at her with that confused look a dog gets...she said nevermind and did it herself.

Only peasants have dishwashers that don't start themselves

I feel sorry for white people. I think reparations are in order for all their suffering in America.

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lol damn

On 3/24/2021 at 6:48 PM, Dave Moss said:

Well in fairness, Sicily wasn’t part of Italy and Italy wasn’t even a country until 1861.

meh, old news

1 minute ago, DrPhilly said:

meh, old news

 

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more old news

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