So I went to this retirement farm for racehorses and I was petting this old mare.

And says to her I says "girlfren... you had mo shoes than anelda marcos!"

Then I snapped my fingers in a z shape.

13 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

So I went to this retirement farm for racehorses and I was petting this old mare.

And says to her I says "girlfren... you had mo shoes than anelda marcos!"

Then I snapped my fingers in a z shape.

 

Just a baby left in a hot car in Texas. Luckily, passers by broke the windshield and rescued the infant.

Pro-life parent, no doubt.

3 hours ago, Toastrel said:

 

Just a baby left in a hot car in Texas. Luckily, passers by broke the windshield and rescued the infant.

Pro-life parent, no doubt.

fwiw apparently the parents accidentally locked the keys in the car, people panicked and knocked out the windshield (which is much harder to break than a side window) presumably because it was farther from the baby. door windows are made to shatter, windshields are made to maintain integrity. 

https://www.kltv.com/2023/07/23/watch-windshield-smashed-rescue-baby-hot-car-south-texas-****/

 

Human remains found in 3 separate suitcases in Florida, police say

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/human-remains-found-in-3-separate-suitcases-in-florida-police-say/ar-AA1eiZvY

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The remains are that of "a white or Hispanic middle-aged woman with brown hair and approximately 5'4" tall," according to a statement from police.

Shortly after discovering the remains, police discovered additional human remains inside two other suitcases near the Intracoastal Waterway.

The remains in all three suitcases are that of the same woman, according to police.

Florida is killing this, none of the other states really comes close.

HISD to eliminate librarians, turn some libraries into discipline centers at 28 campuses

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/07/26/hisd-to-eliminate-librarians-turn-libraries-into-discipline-centers-at-28-campuses/

Nope, not a joke. Not the Onion. Not a parody.

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Houston Independent School District will be eliminating librarian positions at 28 schools this upcoming year and utilizing some of the libraries as ‘Team Centers” where kids with behavioral issues will be sent, the district announced.

 

 

Bugs had the right idea.

On 7/31/2023 at 7:57 PM, DEagle7 said:

 

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Leprosy, also known as Hansen's Disease, is an age-old infectious disease caused by the bacteria Mycobacterium leprae that affects the skin and nerves.  These bacteria are very slow growing and often may take up to 20 years to manifest after initial infection, according to the CDC. 

I hope KZ is feeling OK.

Hundreds of new Arkansas laws set to take effect Aug. 1

https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2023/07/31/hundreds-of-new-arkansas-laws-set-to-take-effect-aug-1

 

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The Social Media Safety Act, which requires parental permission for children under 18 to create a new social media account, goes into effect Sept. 1. However, the law could be affected by a federal lawsuit that argues the age verification law violates the First Amendment rights of Arkansans.

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Act 195 — Removes the requirement for children under 16 years old who wish to work in Arkansas to obtain an employment certificate from the Division of Labor.

So, kids have to get parental permission for social media, but not to work. Uh huh

 

Nobody is going to hire kids to take advantage of them.

Florida banned AP Psychology

 

Hey Florida,

This is not an animal you need to rescue and keep as a pet. It often carries leprosy.

On 8/3/2023 at 3:37 PM, toolg said:

Florida banned AP Psychology

 

Nailed it

 

 

Texas Power Prices to Surge 800% on Sunday Amid Searing Heat

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-08-05/texas-power-prices-to-surge-800-on-sunday-amid-searing-heat

Thank God for Ted Cruz and Governor Abbott.

 

4 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

 

Yes why who could forget that famous speech by Patrick Henry in which he says "Give me Liberty or take me as a slave!  For that is better than being killed!”

ffs……..

Florida: Where woke goes to die, and so do DeSantis' chances of ever sniffing the white house.

7 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

 

I wonder how many captives died on the slave ships to America? Anyway... If they were concerned about education before, this is bonkers. 

20 hours ago, Toastrel said:

Texas Power Prices to Surge 800% on Sunday Amid Searing Heat

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-08-05/texas-power-prices-to-surge-800-on-sunday-amid-searing-heat

Thank God for Ted Cruz and Governor Abbott.

Just a small price to pay to have an anti woke power grid!

14 minutes ago, toolg said:

I wonder how many captives died on the slave ships to America? Anyway... If they were concerned about education before, this is bonkers. 

They do not care about education, they are damned sure going to have any indoctrination, be their indoctrination.

The worst news of the day.

 

A Mega Millions ticket sold in Florida wins $1.58 billion jackpot, the third-largest in US history

3 hours ago, jsdarkstar said:

The worst news of the day.

 

A Mega Millions ticket sold in Florida wins $1.58 billion jackpot, the third-largest in US history

That'll buy a lot of meth.

Can't even teach Shakespeare in Florida any more...

Concerns over sex content leads Florida schools to pull Shakespeare

 

20 hours ago, Tweek said:

Can't even teach Shakespeare in Florida any more...

Concerns over sex content leads Florida schools to pull Shakespeare

 

omg, romeo might have touched juliet !!!!! BAN !