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On 7/24/2021 at 12:29 PM, BFit said:

You know how you break up with a latin woman? You don't. You just have to be a little sheetier each day till they decide that it's not working out. If you make them believe it's their idea, they won't come key your truck and knock over your bike.

I generally do that regardless of ethnicity.  They think it's them, and I get what I want, so it's a win/win.

23 minutes ago, xzmattzx said:

I generally do that regardless of ethnicity.  They think it's them, and I get what I want, so it's a win/win.

I legit had to have the "am I evil?" talk with myself after I did it. It was perfect :roll:

 

A thread about pretend girlfriends. Cool. Any Canadians? That was popular for imaginary girls when I was a teen.

4 hours ago, Toastrel said:

A thread about pretend girlfriends. Cool. Any Canadians? That was popular for imaginary girls when I was a teen.

Back in AOL chatroom days when I was a kid I talked to a Canadian girl for a month or so. I think she asked if she could called me her boyfriend, but I can't really remember. Pretty sure it was just some 40 year old dude from Hazelton anyway. :roll:

 

Nobody quote him. If he sees his own post it's a losing season + no  new BCS season for another 6 years.

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Somali chicks suck, and I don’t mean literally

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I dated a left-handed girl one time - does that count?

On 7/28/2021 at 8:16 PM, BFit said:

Back in AOL chatroom days when I was a kid I talked to a Canadian girl for a month or so. I think she asked if she could called me her boyfriend, but I can't really remember. Pretty sure it was just some 40 year old dude from Hazelton anyway. :roll:

 

Why did you stop responding to my messages?

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I'm handing in my Phillies fan card.  I've been in Maine for 10 years now.  I only ever seriously liked the eagles and watched all of their games.  The phils, I was always just a bandwagon fan.  Going Sox, got a girl I'm taking to a game.

15 minutes ago, Seventy_Yard_FG said:

I'm handing in my Phillies fan card.  I've been in Maine for 10 years now.  I only ever seriously liked the eagles and watched all of their games.  The phils, I was always just a bandwagon fan.  Going Sox, got a girl I'm taking to a game.

I'm just going to read that as you went to Maine for an eagles game and got a hand job from a sox fan behind the bandwagon. Trust me, it will generate more interest.

Edit: I'll take the warning point for camouflaging a hand job.

White, West African, Cuban, Japanese. 
 

 

Black American, Black Caribbean, Ukrainian, Mexican, Hawaiian mixed with Korean, Black East African, Filipina

 

On the reg out of desperation blah blah all that

On 8/11/2021 at 7:53 PM, TV Guy said:

I dated a left-handed girl one time - does that count?

You saying she handled you with the strange hand?

On 7/15/2021 at 2:02 PM, NOTW said:

I've dated black, Mexican, Korean, Chinese, Indian and eventually married an Egyptian.

Good for you BUT..... three pages in and no one asked if you

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33 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

Good for you BUT..... three pages in and no one asked if you

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My wife hates that song.

I had the DJ play it at our wedding. :lol:  The younger people in her family danced, the older just sat there.

Then Play That Funky Music White Boy.  All the white people did white people things. My Dad led the charge. :lol:

I've dated all 3, Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead. 

15 hours ago, PoconoDon said:

I've dated all 3, Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead. 

I've also had my helping of Neopolitan.

 

On 8/21/2021 at 4:04 AM, PoconoDon said:

I've dated all 3, Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead

Spicy in the bedroom but might cut your throat in your sleep.

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What’s the secret to appealing to girls 10+ years younger than you?  I feel like the reason they want you is for your maturity but somehow you have to pull that off without seeming condescending 

I would date anybody as a female. But that will not date like a criminal hard core. Leave it at that.

Last decade:

Filipina, Brazilian, Honduran, and now back to Filipina 

 

On 8/11/2021 at 1:53 PM, TV Guy said:

I dated a left-handed girl one time - does that count?

Rosie Palmer?

Mexican, Italian, Japanese, Pakistani, Indian, African American, Romanian, European Jewish, Scottish, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, French Canadian, Irish…probably others I didn’t even know.

I feel as though most of these are BS

5 hours ago, greend said:

Rosie Palmer?

You know her? :roll:

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