WELCOME TO YOU WHO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN.  WELCOME TO YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED.  FOR YOU ARE EAGLES NOW.  YOUR FANS WILL CHEER AND SCREAM AND DRINK AND FIGHT AND SING AND WILL BE THE BEST AND MOST PASSIONATE FANS THAT YOU SHALL EVER KNOW.  WE ASK ONLY THAT YOU WIN.  AND THE EAGLES SHALL BE GREAT AMONGST THE TEAMS OF THE NFL.

NOW, FETCH ME AN OFFERING.  FOR YOUR MOAI HAS MOVED, AND HE IS HUNGRY.

MOAI JEROME HAS SPOKEN.

Now here's a guy I'm glad to see on the new boards!

Moai Jerome, what took so long, brudda?

 

Have a cheesesteak!

LOLOLOL

Silly Moai.

STAY STRONG, EAGLES FANS.  FOR YOUR MOAI IS WITH YOU.  THE TIME OF RENEWAL HAS NOT YET COME, BUT IT SHALL.  THERE SHALL COME A DAY OF TAILGATING, A DAY OF BEER PONG AND OF CORNHOLE.  THERE SHALL, ONE DAY, BE A TIME OF FOOTBALL AND OF VICTORY AND OF REJOICING.  STAY STRONG.

MOAI JEROME HAS SPOKEN.