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2 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

 

After the Clarkson photo ?

You sure you mean post ?

Lol... just sayin.

Mechanical bull girl has me all out of whack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

OUT OF WHACK STEVE, SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?

8 hours ago, Redden said:

Mechanical bull girl has me all out of whack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

OUT OF WHACK STEVE, SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?

Actually..... I really don't want to see what you did.

Just clean up after yourself.

Somebody else might be coming through.

8 hours ago, Redden said:

Mechanical bull girl has me all out of whack.

OUT OF WHACK STEVE, SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?

two undercover cops working a sting in fairmount park no longer have an unmarked car because of your wackness.

one officer reported not ever seeing this much white at the ole greek weekend.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Walked out of the post office and some young lady was sitting in her car parked next to mine. She was parked at an angle, really close to my driver’s side so that it was tough to open my door wide enough to get in (good thing I’ve slimmed down). Squeezed into the car and glared over at her. Just as soon as she finished her text, I was going to let her see my displeasure. Then she got out of the car and smiled at me, and she was stunningly beautiful. Suddenly, I forgot why I was mad at her. Weird.

48 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Walked out of the post office and some young lady was sitting in her car parked next to mine. She was parked at an angle, really close to my driver’s side so that it was tough to open my door wide enough to get in (good thing I’ve slimmed down). Squeezed into the car and glared over at her. Just as soon as she finished her text, I was going to let her see my displeasure. Then she got out of the car and smiled at me, and she was stunningly beautiful. Suddenly, I forgot why I was mad at her. Weird.

 

 

 

Im In love.

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5 hours ago, Redden said:

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oh i'd give her my patented heimlich maneuver

That's an unusual salad shooter.

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It looks like she is pulling her soul out, although I'm sure she lost that learning her "skill".

  • 2 weeks later...

I’m trying to imagine some real world applications for that particular skill. So far I’ve come up with only one. It’s a good one though. I’m thinking about trying to patent it.

3 hours ago, The_Omega said:

I’m trying to imagine some real world applications for that particular skill. So far I’ve come up with only one. It’s a good one though. I’m thinking about trying to patent it.

Be sure to do a ton of "testing" with your subjects

  • 3 weeks later...

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6, 4, 5, 6, 4, 3

What's behind the door? I'll take that option, monte.

How did you find all my one night stands?

4 hours ago, Redden said:

How did you find all my one night stands?

It was the nice hair

46 minutes ago, Mat said:

It was the nice hair

Well played sir.

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Ahhhh drugs and youth, what a scary combination.

She reminds me of the nerdy girl I dated in high school who called my mom when I broke up with her to tell her I was mean. :rolleyes:

6 hours ago, Redden said:

She reminds me of the nerdy girl I dated in high school who called my mom when I broke up with her to tell her I was mean. :rolleyes:

That was thoughtful.

19 hours ago, Redden said:

She reminds me of the nerdy girl I dated in high school who called my mom when I broke up with her to tell her I was mean. :rolleyes:

She sounds like the one that got away 

5 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

She sounds like the one that got away 

She stalks me on the facebook.

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