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Fat girl, nice hair.

Hit.

2 hours ago, Redden said:

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Fat girl, nice hair.

Hit.

I figured you already did.

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#3 is clearly not black or aware.

3 hours ago, Redden said:

#3 is clearly not black or aware.

i'm Rachel Dolezal and i approve of this opinion.

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On 4/27/2020 at 2:20 PM, mr_hunt said:

Scientists believe they have created the best looking face on the planet

The scientists say that the software found most beautiful women in the world to remarkably fall close to this ratio of 1.618. So basically the software calculates things like length width of the face and it’s features and compares it to the number.  So what happens when you combine different features of most desirable women to create a perfectly symmetric face? This is the result:

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"Her" nose seems too small for her face. 

4 hours ago, VaBeach_Eagle said:

"Her" nose seems too small for her face. 

Wow, that post was so three and a half years ago

6 minutes ago, Redden said:

Wow, that post was so three and a half years ago

The post from 11 hours ago brought the thread to my attention, which I don't believe I'd ever seen before. So it's that old, but it's brand new to me. 

Just now, VaBeach_Eagle said:

The post from 11 hours ago brought the thread to my attention, which I don't believe I'd ever seen before. So it's that old, but it's brand new to me. 

In that case....

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...the "Perfect Fact" looks way to much like Michael Jackson.  Who had the furthest thing from a perfect face.

 

15 minutes ago, Redden said:

In that case....

 

Spoiler

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...the "Perfect Fact" looks way to much like Michael Jackson.  Who had the furthest thing from a perfect face.

 

The nose still looks too small for that face, but after whatever he did, Michael Jackson's nose was too small for his face too lol. 

The Opzelura chick 

:wub:

13 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

i'm Rachel Dolezal and i approve of this opinion.

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19 hours ago, Redden said:

#3 is clearly not black or aware.

She looks like The Nanny and that 227 neighbor had a baby

@Redden

Can you please make an Alwynne Gwilt :wub: tribute thread?

As a rule, I don't make threads.

Thanks.

6 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

@Redden

Can you please make an Alwynne Gwilt :wub: tribute thread?

As a rule, I don't make threads.

Thanks.

Let's discuss why you have the odd rule of not creating threads.  Does it coincide with your refusal to post pics? 

27 minutes ago, Redden said:

Let's discuss why you have the odd rule of not creating threads.  Does it coincide with your refusal to post pics? 

I'm already barely tolerated on this board with my banal, nonsequitous posts. I fear if I begin making threads it will get out of hand quickly. My lack of self control is legendary among the equally-anguished cognoscenti of my former haunts at Eton.

As for my photoanemia... I simply mean to leave it to my peers on this board as an exercise to find images of the ladies in question. And, to be frank, I'm a lazy jerk.

Nevertheless, as a show of good faith I present one Alwynne Gwilt, a.k.a. "Miss Whiskey", an angelic Scotch lass who has absconded with my aging, degenerate heart.

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16 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I'm already barely tolerated on this board with my banal, nonsequitous posts. I fear if I begin making threads it will get out of hand quickly. My lack of self control is legendary among the equally-anguished cognoscenti of my former haunts at Eton.

As for my photoanemia... I simply mean to leave it to my peers on this board as an exercise to find images of the ladies in question. And, to be frank, I'm a lazy jerk.

Nevertheless, as a show of good faith I present one Alwynne Gwilt, a.k.a. "Miss Whiskey", an angelic Scotch lass who has absconded with my aging, degenerate heart.

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A suitable explanation.  I will do as you requested but I'm going to Redden it up a bit.

4 minutes ago, Redden said:

... I'm going to Redden it up a bit.

oh jesus no!

NO FATTIES!

<_<

1 hour ago, Redden said:

A suitable explanation.  I will do as you requested but I'm going to Redden it up a bit.

GREAT ANOTHER EKG GRAPH.

<_<

27 minutes ago, Redden said:

<_<

 

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3 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I'm already barely tolerated on this board with my banal, nonsequitous posts. 
 

 

 

We held a leadership conference in Palm Springs last week and this topic came up. Wholesale_melvin has a list of action items that we’d like you to work on that he’s going to go over with you at your next performance review.

2 hours ago, The_Omega said:

 

 

We held a leadership conference in Palm Springs last week and this topic came up. Wholesale_melvin has a list of action items that we’d like you to work on that he’s going to go over with you at your next performance review.

Now I feel bad.

Thus I just donated an appropriate amount to the board to atone.

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