30 minutes ago, DBW said:

Then I’m definitely grabbing the wrong cans.  😂 

I grabbed your mom's cans last night and they were the right ones

6 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Why are you awake!? Lol

19 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

Why are you awake!? Lol

I always wake early. I attribute that to dedication. I'm just too much of a pro to take a morning off.

51 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I always wake early. I attribute that to dedication. I'm just too much of a pro to take a morning off.

Why did you sleep you pooseye? A real pro would push right thru. 

15 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Why did you sleep you pooseye? A real pro would push right thru. 

Load management. It's science, bish.

21 hours ago, Kz! said:

Getting drunk before noon on a Friday? What an effing loser...

I'm waiting until my 2:30 tee time to get hammered. Like a true gentleman. 

I bet you're the type of guy to repeat your tee shot 3 times because someone "distracted" you.

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

Load management. It's science, bish.

Go early with the edibles today to create the proper mood and help build momentum.  We need that bikini shot.

5 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Go early with the edibles today to create the proper mood and help build momentum.  We need that bikini shot.

Damn I thought I was thirsty in the morning lmao

1 hour ago, Paul852 said:

I bet you're the type of guy to repeat your tee shot 3 times because someone "distracted" you.

How much you wanna bet, every time he hits it in the water he blames it on the liberal media. 

2 hours ago, Paul852 said:

I bet you're the type of guy to repeat your tee shot 3 times because someone "distracted" you.

My friend used summer rules.... Meaning any ball that didn't land on the fairway he blamed on the grass being dry and that's why it rolled off the fairway.So could throw back on the fairway and claim summer rules.

I hated playing with him lol. He was only cheating himself but, still dude buys 1,000 dollar clubs regularly just to cheat himself, makes no sense. I could play just as good with my Rawlings too if I just threw every damn ball back on the fairway or claim I would of made a 3ft putt and just pick it up. 

4 hours ago, Paul852 said:

I bet you're the type of guy to repeat your tee shot 3 times because someone "distracted" you.

I typically don’t bother with an excuse when I re-tee.

Best weekend ever and there are still like 17 days left.

Anyone tried foursquare rum?

Hitting the capn tonight….thanks for the reminder 😆 

7 hours ago, ToastJenkins said:

Anyone tried foursquare rum?

Yep.  I have a friend from Guyana who always has a super nice bottle of high end rum lying around.  I was really surprised the first time she gave me some.  I didn't know rum could be that level of quality.  May as well have been a nice scotch.

This Friday I drank like 3/4 of a bottle of Glenfiddich 18 at a birthday party for my coworker's 2 year old kid. I then proceeded to not get out of bed on Saturday until about 3pm. Good times

Getting a bit of a late start this morning (f'ing responsibilities and ish), but the buzz will continue in about an hour or so. Doing wings, fried rice, smoked hot sausage and potatoes, and corn this afternoon.

8 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Getting a bit of a late start this morning

Slacker

Still no bikini shot either

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

Getting a bit of a late start this morning (f'ing responsibilities and ish), but the buzz will continue in about an hour or so. Doing wings, fried rice, smoked hot sausage and potatoes, and corn this afternoon.

I've laid off the edibles for a good 6 days.... God help whoever decides to talk to me in a couple of hours lol. 

22 hours ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

I've laid off the edibles for a good 6 days.... God help whoever decides to talk to me in a couple of hours lol. 

So, how’s life? 

18 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

So, how’s life? 

I feel fantastic lol. I managed not to talk to anyone. The cats got some life changing speeches though lol. 

On 9/3/2021 at 8:54 AM, bobeph said:

F yes, Brotha!  Don’t go all Claw crazy on us now.  Trust me, those things will F you up!

Captain Morgan is the white claw of hard liquor

6 hours ago, SNOORDA said:

Captain Morgan is the white claw of hard liquor

I used to call it Hennessy for white people lol