Posted September 7, 20214 yr Like the title says, I need some good ole EMB advice here, friends. 8 year old daughter came home from school still a bit upset. She told me that someone had stolen something from her desk while they were at Spanish, and that one of the other students had fingered "The New Kid", who's had some behavioral issues since he's arrived at our school. After numerous denials by him, followed by a search of his stuff, it was determined that he had, in fact, stolen it. He was promptly sent to the principles office, who called his parents and told him that they needed to come pick him up. The angel on my right shoulder is telling me that it's over, the school took care of it, and the kids obviously lashing out at whatever is bothering him. The devil on my left shoulder is telling me to find his house and go Erlich Bachman on him Both the Angel and the devil are making good points. Help me decide what to do. Serious replies only.
September 7, 20214 yr You already said it, the school handled it to the full extent. Who are you to exact vengeance? Teach your daughter to be at peace with a final decision. Otherwise she'll never learn to get over Clete Blakeman's bad calls.
September 7, 20214 yr Gotta agree with Melvin. You will be..... 1 teaching her not to dwell on things once a resolution is in play. 2 teaching her that dad is NOT a maniac...... especially over a trivial thing in school where there are other authorities at work....( save being a maniac for when she is 16 and the boyfriend gets too touchy ) If this is your oldest....... trust me ...... you will have many bigger issues to contend with.....and if she's your youngest....... come on man! you know this to be true.
September 7, 20214 yr Author 13 minutes ago, Steve 17 said: Gotta agree with Melvin. You will be..... 1 teaching her not to dwell on things once a resolution is in play. 2 teaching her that dad is NOT a maniac...... especially over a trivial thing in school where there are other authorities at work....( save being a maniac for when she is 16 and the boyfriend gets too touchy ) If this is your oldest....... trust me ...... you will have many bigger issues to contend with.....and if she's your youngest....... come on man! you know this to be true. She’s our youngest of 4. And, of course you and Mr. Melvin raise good points. It’s worth noting that this provides a great opportunity to teach the boys now that her Dad is a maniac. They’ll remember that ish when they get older.
September 8, 20214 yr Find the dating profile of his mom on whatever dating platform she's on. Get pics. Send the pics to the kid. Ask him how much he likes stealing now.
September 8, 20214 yr Author 27 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said: Find the dating profile of his mom on whatever dating platform she's on. Get pics. Send the pics to the kid. Ask him how much he likes stealing now. Definite maybe.
September 8, 20214 yr Gotta agree with HE on this one. Glad it wasn't your dau.....ya know what, that's too dark for a Tuesday night. I'm gunna stop while I'm ahead
September 8, 20214 yr Murder his parents. Cut them up and cook them into a nice chili. Invite him over for a peace dinner and serve him his parents. Problem solved.
September 8, 20214 yr Author 9 hours ago, PoconoDon said: You need words of wisdom? Let it be. I woke up to the sound of music.
September 8, 20214 yr Author 29 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: limp over there and get your a** kicked by that kid's dad. please post pics. My wife refused to drive me there, so I'm thinking this is gonna have to wait. All the better. More time to plan.
September 8, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, The_Omega said: My wife refused to drive me there, so I'm thinking this is gonna have to wait. All the better. More time to plan. Don't drink next time and drive yourself
September 8, 20214 yr Author 1 minute ago, Godfather said: Don't drink next time and drive yourself I don't drink, thanks for your contribution though.
September 8, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, The_Omega said: I don't drink, thanks for your contribution though. That's the worse thing I've heard all day. Good for you though. Honestly
September 8, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, The_Omega said: My wife refused to drive me there, so I'm thinking this is gonna have to wait. All the better. More time to plan. revenge IS best served cold, after all
September 8, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, The_Omega said: I woke up to the sound of music. I woke up to the sound of thunder. How far off I sat and wondered.
September 8, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, rambo said: Murder his parents. Cut them up and cook them into a nice chili. Invite him over for a peace dinner and serve him his parents. Problem solved. He has to trick a farmer into thinking his parents are pony killers then he doesn't have to be involved in the murder
September 8, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said: He has to trick a farmer into thinking his parents are pony killers then he doesn't have to be involved in the murder Good point Cartman.
September 8, 20214 yr Author 3 hours ago, rambo said: Murder his parents. Cut them up and cook them into a nice chili. Invite him over for a peace dinner and serve him his parents. Problem solved.
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