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Teach your daughter how to roundhouse kick little daniel in the nuts.  Strike first, strike hard, no mercy. 
 

 

5 hours ago, DBW said:

Teach your daughter how to roundhouse kick little daniel in the nuts.  Strike first, strike hard, no mercy. 
 

 

Inciting violence.... You should be banned

 

 

 

Oops forgot you are not the president and this isn't Twitter. Carry on 🥴

 

I kind of like the idea of courting the kids mother and making him your stepson so you can make his life miserable all the time. 

19 hours ago, vikas83 said:

Don't you have sons as well? Send them to protect their sister.

That's how the poor would handle it. Hire a hitman with no ties to your family

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Sadly, the kid got expelled yesterday. I feel really bad for him and his parents. I mean, I have no idea what he’s got going on to cause him to keep acting out, but it’s gotta be difficult for them.

2 hours ago, The_Omega said:

Sadly, the kid got expelled yesterday. I feel really bad for him and his parents. I mean, I have no idea what he’s got going on to cause him to keep acting out, but it’s gotta be difficult for them.

Its probably them causing it. 

6 hours ago, The_Omega said:

Sadly, the kid got expelled yesterday. I feel really bad for him and his parents. I mean, I have no idea what he’s got going on to cause him to keep acting out, but it’s gotta be difficult for them.

You should turn them into chili.

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15 minutes ago, rambo said:

You should turn them into chili.

That’s not a finger, it’s a Beanie Weenie.

On 9/9/2021 at 9:57 PM, rambo said:

You should turn them into chili.

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Worked for Eric.

You have kids who are adults and an eight-year-old?

dang man

1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:

You have kids who are adults and an eight-year-old?

dang man

lot of us do. 

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1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:

You have kids who are adults and an eight-year-old?

dang man

That's how we do.  I did the math.  When my youngest finally finishes up 8th grade in a number of years, our kids will have been students at that school for 25 consecutive years.  This is the 3rd teacher that she's had, who also taught all of her siblings in that same grade. 

1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

lot of us do. 

Tbf you have like 25 kids.

3 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

lot of us do. 

Yup a lot of you do....;)

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16 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

You have kids who are adults and an eight-year-old?

dang man

Is it that uncommon? Our older two are 15 and 13. Then we’ve also got an 18-month old.  So when the youngest is 8 his brothers will be 21 and 19. 

10 minutes ago, nipples said:

Is it that uncommon? Our older two are 15 and 13. Then we’ve also got an 18-month old.  So when the youngest is 8 his brothers will be 21 and 19. 

I guess not. And I had forgotten that Phil had a football team’s worth of kids

22 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

I guess not. And I had forgotten that Phil had a football team’s worth of kids

oldest 35 youngest two are 5 & 2.

1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:

I guess not. And I had forgotten that Phil had a football team’s worth of kids

Vasectomy after #2 was the best investment I ever made.  I love my kids, but 2 is my limit.  10 and 8 and constantly fighting.  My daughter and wife get along like oil and water.  Daughter has a teenage attitude already with her.  At least she knows when I raise my voice (rarely) it's time to shut the f up and show some respect.

20 minutes ago, rambo said:

Vasectomy after #2 was the best investment I ever made.  I love my kids, but 2 is my limit.  10 and 8 and constantly fighting.  My daughter and wife get along like oil and water.  Daughter has a teenage attitude already with her.  At least she knows when I raise my voice (rarely) it's time to shut the f up and show some respect.

I have 2 kids as well and no plans to have more.  My youngest is 12.

7 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

I have 2 kids as well and no plans to have more.  My youngest is 12.

Got to talk Philly sports with the Dr while my legs were up in stir ups and he soldered me up.  It was the most awkward sports convo ever and I've been in TATE.

Dr:  What do you think of the Phillies chances this year.

*smell of burning flesh emanates from my nuts*

Me:  About the same as me having another kid.

On 9/14/2021 at 7:59 AM, wholesale_Melvin said:

oldest 35 youngest two are 5 & 2.

My oldest is 59 and my youngest is still in my nut sack. 

On 9/7/2021 at 3:47 PM, The_Omega said:

The devil on my left shoulder is telling me to find his house and go Erlich Bachman on him

I think the Hancock approach would be more effective.

 

Having a devil and an angel on one each shoulder there.

In these situations I always ask myself…

”what would The Godfather do?” 

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