Hey your poll was broken.

 

I didn't see an option for Lagavulin 16 neat.

My Cowboys fan girlfriend didn’t like White Claw at all but thought Truly was "acceptable.”

 

I’m considering this result scientific. 

39 minutes ago, FastFreddie said:

My Cowboys fan girlfriend didn’t like White Claw at all but thought Truly was "acceptable.”

 

I’m considering this result scientific. 

3 minutes ago, hputenis said:

I hear you. Definitely gives me a moment of pause. 
 

1 minute ago, FastFreddie said:

I hear you. Definitely gives me a moment of pause. 
 

Let me guess.  She's not from Dallas, or Texas at all.  But she grew up a Cowboys fan because A) She liked 1 of their stupid players in the 90s or B) She had 1 relative that liked the Cowboys so she decided she would also.  

Just now, hputenis said:

Let me guess.  She's not from Dallas, or Texas at all.  But she grew up a Cowboys fan because A) She liked 1 of their stupid players in the 90s or B) She had 1 relative that liked the Cowboys so she decided she would also.  

Actually, she is from Dallas, and her parents and sister all still live there. Michael Irvin hit on her when she was < 17, allegedly. 

Just now, hputenis said:

Let me guess.  She's not from Dallas, or Texas at all.  But she grew up a Cowboys fan because A) She liked 1 of their stupid players in the 90s or B) She had 1 relative that liked the Cowboys so she decided she would also.  

my first wife, the italian, was a cowgirls fan. i (and please forgive me) actually bought her a cowgirls jacket right when we first started dating.........but that ahz, you gotta understand. i'm begging ya.

6 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

my first wife, the italian, was a cowgirls fan. i (and please forgive me) actually bought her a cowgirls jacket right when we first started dating.........but that ahz, you gotta understand. i'm begging ya.

The things we do for a** 

3 minutes ago, FastFreddie said:

The things we do for a** 

made me think of a poll. like prince once said: 
They say the first time ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance to do it all again
I wouldn't change a stroke
'Cause baby I'm the most
With a girl as fine as she was then

Dating a cowboys fan sucks. They won homecoming queen a few times and you never hear the end of it. Twenty years later they do all they can to escape mediocrity, but when it's on the line they fumble your balls.

3 hours ago, FastFreddie said:

My Cowboys fan girlfriend didn’t like White Claw at all but thought Truly was "acceptable.”

 

I’m considering this result scientific. 

Oh so your boyfriend likes wearing dresses and being called a girl. Interesting. 

7 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Oh so your boyfriend likes wearing dresses and being called a girl. Interesting. 

I need a little ice for this burn

they’re both sheety

1 hour ago, NCTANK said:

they’re both sheety

Aye 

My wife likes the truly pineapple one. It's not my kind of drink but it's a decent summertime/daytime drinkin outside drink for girls. 

5 hours ago, 20dawk4life said:

My wife likes the truly pineapple one. It's not my kind of drink but it's a decent summertime/daytime drinkin outside drink for girls. 

So brave of you to admit 

Might as well buy a box of Franzia and carbonate it up with a Sodastream. :vomityface:  

12 minutes ago, probably said:

Might as well buy a box of Franzia and carbonate it up with a Sodastream. :vomityface:  

A sodastream is a serious investment tho.

Just now, FastFreddie said:

A sodastream is a serious investment tho.

Think long term, box of Franzia is almost seven regular wine bottles for like $10. 

 

:vomityface: 

1 hour ago, probably said:

Think long term, box of Franzia is almost seven regular wine bottles for like $10. 

 

:vomityface: 

Hard to argue with your value proposition 

1 hour ago, probably said:

Think long term, box of Franzia is almost seven regular wine bottles for like $10. 

 

:vomityface: 

There's better boxed wines out there than Franzia as I'm sure you know.  🙂  Only 4 bottles to a box though.  I'm partial to Bota.

C - stewart's wishniak black cherry with a shot of vodka ?

Just found out Corona brand seltzer actually has no carbs. Might need to invest.