With the sheer number of cowgirl fans, odds are at least 75% of us must have faced this.

I'm not even going to lie about it. There's no way I could date or try to score with a Cowgirls fan. Mind you they are trash so I'd spot that and not be interested from the jump. 

😁

I'm not gay so I can't answer. 

Option 4:

Eagles win game and division

Don’t buy any Cowboys stuff 

Still get laid 

Why do you hate your D so much? What did it ever do to you?

Answer is two-fold. Well, three. 

1. I am never buying Dallas gear. 

2. I am definitely getting my D wet. 

3. And this is more of a question, since that arse is a 9 ... is anal in play and if so, can you cornhole her WHILE WATCHING THE COWBOYS? 

If the answer to 3 is yes, I think you have my answer. 

Lol if you stay with a woman long enough to find out what her interests are.

Life is too short to sacrifice a season sweep by the cowboys so that’s completely off the table.  
 

thats all i got. 

On 5/1/2020 at 4:34 PM, wholesale_Melvin said:

With the sheer number of cowgirl fans, odds are at least 75% of us must have faced this.

Pics of solid 9 ahz pleaze?  

42 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Pics of solid 9 ahz pleaze?  

20+ years ago. those all go burned after/during the divorce.

man up and convert the misguided woman.

My ex wife is a cowboy fan...... nuff said

Won't touch your ex-wife!

I was dating a Cowboys "fan" back when I was in high school in the late 90's and she gave me a BJ during halftime of the Michael Irvin broken neck game.

 

7 minutes ago, iladelphxx said:

I was dating a Cowboys "fan" back when I was in high school in the late 90's and she gave me a BJ during halftime of the Michael Irvin broken neck game.

 

 was it like this....
mmmmph mmmmph mmmmph mmmmph
<AND IRVIN IS DOWN>

(gulp) WHAT ?!

booooooooooooo!......oh not you baby. 

Just now, wholesale_Melvin said:

 was it like this....
mmmmph mmmmph mmmmph mmmmph
<AND IRVIN IS DOWN>

(gulp) WHAT ?!

booooooooooooo!......oh not you baby. 

I may have also been eating a cheesesteak at the time - it was actually one of the better days of my life. 

6 minutes ago, iladelphxx said:

I may have also been eating a cheesesteak at the time - it was actually one of the better days of my life. 

that is close to being the sexiest moment i've heard in a long time.

a former skirt (good friend not named chickie) on here juxtaposed straddling me with cowboy boots on. 

big deal, i mentioned.

but wait, she responds..........i'd be smoking a cigarette while riding. 

 

50 minutes ago, iladelphxx said:

I was dating a Cowboys "fan" back when I was in high school in the late 90's and she gave me a BJ during halftime of the Michael Irvin broken neck game.

 

#legit 

and here I thought I had a great day being at that game.

1 minute ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

and here I thought I had a great day being at that game.

there was no one at the stadium you could blow ??

8 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

there was no one at the stadium you could blow ??

I couldn't get to the locker room.

17 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

I couldn't get to the locker room.

good point but then if that happened, it wouldn't be just irvin with a broke neck, huh. 

small sacrifice to celebrate irvin's retirement.