two marriages ago, cyn. move to South Carolina, then move to Texas. something's going to get lost.

 

1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

two marriages ago, cyn. move to South Carolina, then move to Texas. something's going to get lost.

 

Yeah my ex burned all my other good ex pics at some point leaving me with no memories. I had a lot of good ones too. 💩

If she's that hot, I'm guessing she's expecting something better than $30 of Cowboys gear to seal the deal.

6 hours ago, eagle45 said:

If she's that hot, I'm guessing she's expecting something better than $30 of Cowboys gear to seal the deal.

solid 7 would put her at above average/median. seal the deal ? our first date,  you shook me all night long came on the radio while we were driving.

i'll loosely quote her: oh this song gets me in the mood. 

didn't matter what jersey the seal was wearing, it clearly was going to be zoo night after a couple cheap TGIF appetizers. The question is/was, how far would you go to f an average looking cowgirls fan who had a great ahz. 

2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

The question is/was, how far would you go to f an average looking cowgirls fan who had a great ahz.

No farther than any other NFL teams' fan with a great az. 🐒

I bunked a chick that was Cowboys fan back in the day. It cost me dinner & drinks, but I didn't have to buy any Dallas gear. 

On 5/4/2020 at 6:43 PM, Uscg-green said:

My ex wife is a cowboy fan...... nuff said

Same

my ex-wife is an eagles' fan....also a piece of sheet & waste of air, but anyway.  my current wife is/was a cowboys' fan...but not really. just said she was because a couple of her brothers are. she couldn't name 1 player & doesn't follow football at all...and now wears some eagles' gear. 

i haven't dated any bro-ads who are actually into football...like, actually sitting down to religiously watch games or anything. 

6 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

haven't dated any bro-ads who are actually into football...like, actually sitting down to religiously watch games or anything. 

My current wife is. It's awesome. Couple Christmases ago I got her eagles tickets and she got me flyers tickets. She doesn't plan anything for Sunday and at halftime she asks if I want a quickie. The only problem is she catches crap from the other wives at parties because she isn't in the other room with them, she's watching the game with us.

30 minutes ago, Uscg-green said:

My current wife is. It's awesome. Couple Christmases ago I got her eagles tickets and she got me flyers tickets. She doesn't plan anything for Sunday and at halftime she asks if I want a quickie. The only problem is she catches crap from the other wives at parties because she isn't in the other room with them, she's watching the game with us.

same here. however, chickie has a bad habit of verbally expressing her frustrations and deciding the game within the first few plays and with mills.........sounded like a reenactment of Kelly's Heroes scene where they find out leave will be at the farmhouse,  no booze no broads. BUT with a win....lovings abound. 

My wife who was a "cowboys fan" now get's more pissed than me if we're watching games and the Eagles are playing bad

2 hours ago, greend said:

My wife who was a "cowboys fan" now get's more pissed than me if we're watching games and the Eagles are playing bad

Is that because she knows you're going to be in a bad mood? 😁

2 hours ago, UK_EaglesFan89 said:

Is that because she knows you're going to be in a bad mood? 😁

Lol no

I let a girl from East Berlin get my Twinky stinky just before the wall came down and all it cost me was U-bahn fare. 
 

But a cowboys fan? That’s much worse than a communist.