Procus Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Word has it that the criminals have since been apprehended, but Krasner decided not to prosecute. https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-claus-sleighjacked-while-delivering-toys-in-philly Santa Claus Sleighjacked While Delivering Toys In Philly December 24th, 2021 PHILADELPHIA, PA—The Philadelphia Police Department today confirmed Santa Claus was sleighjacked while trying to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls in the city. "I parked to check Google Maps and suddenly there was this guy with a gun forcing me out of the sleigh," a tearful Claus told police. "I didn't have time to dig through my sacks of toys to get out a Red Ryder BB Gun and defend myself. It all happened so fast." "Ugh, I had over seven PS5s on that thing!" Claus says the sleighjacker pushed him out of the sleigh and then took the reins, taking the magical flying vehicle on a joyride through the skies of Philly. Investigators believe the sleighjacking was random and that the perpetrator simply intends to get it over the Mexican border where it can be sold for parts. The reindeer may be taken to Canada where they'll be made into jerky. The police department has vowed to bring the carjacker to justice, while Santa Claus has vowed to put him on the naughty list. Claus was able to rent a sleigh and continue on to Chicago, where he was immediately sleighjacked again and shot 17 times in the chest. His attackers were released on $50 bail.
MidMoFo Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Procus said: Word has it that the criminals have since been apprehended, but Krasner decided not to prosecute. https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-claus-sleighjacked-while-delivering-toys-in-philly Santa Claus Sleighjacked While Delivering Toys In Philly December 24th, 2021 PHILADELPHIA, PA—The Philadelphia Police Department today confirmed Santa Claus was sleighjacked while trying to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls in the city. "I parked to check Google Maps and suddenly there was this guy with a gun forcing me out of the sleigh," a tearful Claus told police. "I didn't have time to dig through my sacks of toys to get out a Red Ryder BB Gun and defend myself. It all happened so fast." "Ugh, I had over seven PS5s on that thing!" Claus says the sleighjacker pushed him out of the sleigh and then took the reins, taking the magical flying vehicle on a joyride through the skies of Philly. Investigators believe the sleighjacking was random and that the perpetrator simply intends to get it over the Mexican border where it can be sold for parts. The reindeer may be taken to Canada where they'll be made into jerky. The police department has vowed to bring the carjacker to justice, while Santa Claus has vowed to put him on the naughty list. Claus was able to rent a sleigh and continue on to Chicago, where he was immediately sleighjacked again and shot 17 times in the chest. His attackers were released on $50 bail. A story only children believe…
DaEagles4Life Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, MidMoFo said: Or astrology 1
Procus Posted December 25, 2021 Author Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, MidMoFo said: What does that have to do with Krasner or that defund the police Congresswoman who was carjacked in Philly? I guess a sense of humor is not your strong point. 1
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