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That was quick. How many scaramuccis did she last? Like 3?

 

58 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

That was quick. How many scaramuccis did she last? Like 3?

It's 4 scaramuccis, I think.

 

3 minutes ago, toolg said:

 

It's 4 scaramuccis, I think.

 

That's awesome. I love that he leans into it. :lol: 

I think this is a good reason to resign. Posted in Spoiler because Language Warning!!! And not because it's from German media either.

Spoiler

 

4 hours ago, toolg said:

 

It's 4 scaramuccis, I think.

 

Some context in case you missed the lettuce reference:

Truss wilted before the head of lettuce.

Not related to current topic, but wife and I are heading down to Chestertown, Maryland for our 43rd anniversary.  City is celebrating the downrigging festival of the tall ships.  We’ll be sailing on the Virginia. 
 

https://downrigging.org

4 minutes ago, Talkingbirds said:

Not related to current topic, but wife and I are heading down to Chestertown, Maryland for our 43rd anniversary.  City is celebrating the downrigging festival of the tall ships.  We’ll be sailing on the Virginia. 
 

https://downrigging.org

Congrats on 43 man! We just hit 20 in September.

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2 hours ago, Talkingbirds said:

Not related to current topic, but wife and I are heading down to Chestertown, Maryland for our 43rd anniversary.  City is celebrating the downrigging festival of the tall ships.  We’ll be sailing on the Virginia. 
 

https://downrigging.org

That’s awesome!

19 hours ago, Talkingbirds said:

Not related to current topic, but wife and I are heading down to Chestertown, Maryland for our 43rd anniversary.  City is celebrating the downrigging festival of the tall ships.  We’ll be sailing on the Virginia. 
 

https://downrigging.org

43? I haven't even been alive that long. Good for you, man. That also sounds like a pretty cool way to celebrate.

 

Comedy gold.

:roll:

Brazil!
Think what we might have had if Trump got a 2nd term.

 

 

 

3D Printed Gun, interesting read on how well 8t held up

 

 

Fraud. Send this **** boy back to the UK

What a hack

 

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A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Democrat!"

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Republican."

"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.

 

Americans suck and Starbucks customers are the worst.

 

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I didn't know gays had a ranking system.

15 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I didn't know gays had a ranking system.

How is that possible?

I haven't watched SNL in decades but I did get to see Chappell's monologue. Him and Burr are two of the funniest comics today. 

22 hours ago, lynched1 said:

I haven't watched SNL in decades but I did get to see Chappell's monologue. Him and Burr are two of the funniest comics today. 

Both are even better live.

42 minutes ago, Eaglesfandan said:

Both are even better live.

Last comic I went to see was Carlin's last tour

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