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We are going to be decades behind

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5 minutes ago, DaEagles4Life said:

We are going to be decades behind

maybe but our whales won't be confused

Life gave me a swift kick in the balls, no one died, so I haven’t been following the news the past two weeks. Should I start panicking yet?

35 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Life gave me a swift kick in the balls, no one died, so I haven’t been following the news the past two weeks. Should I start panicking yet?

same old crap. Tariffs are ef'ing farmers, who taxpayers are bailing out along with Argentina who is selling their soybeans to China after dropping their own tariffs.

check with any of your buddies still in the service to see if they're going to be asked to take an oath pledge to Trump

that's one giant butt plug

Just wondering if there's a box where I can steam my dirt star like chicks do with their hamwallets

On 9/26/2025 at 2:24 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

that's one giant butt plug

Pfft, maybe for you

is pfft the sound it makes?

New Rush drummer.

hit.

wub

  • 2 weeks later...

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I’m Sushi K and I’m here to say

I like to rap in a different way

Look out Number One in every city

Sushi K rap has all most pretty

My special talking of remarkable words

Is not the stereotyped bucktooth nerd

My hair is big as a galaxy

Cause I attain greater technology

I like to rap about sweetened romance

My fond ambition is of your pants

So here is of special remarkable way

Of this fellow raps named Sushi K

The Nipponese talking phenomenon

Like samurai sword his sharpened tongue

Who raps the East Asia and the Pacific

Prosperity Sphere, to be specific

Sarariman on subway listen

For Sushi K like nuclear fission

Fire-breathing lizard Gojiro

He my always big-time hero

His mutant rap burn down whole block

Start investing now Sushi K stock

It on Nikkei stock exchange

Waxes; other rappers wane

Best investment, make my day

Corporation Sushi K

Coming to America now

Rappers trying to start a row

Say "Stay in Japan, please, listen!

We can’t handle competition!”

U.S. rappers booing and hissin’

Ask for rap protectionism

They afraid of Sushi K

Cause their audience go away

He got chill financial backin’

Give those U.S. rappers a smackin’

Sushi K concert machine

Fast efficient super clean

Run like clockwork in a watch

Kick old rappers in the crotch

He learn Engrish total immersion

English/Japanese be mergin’

Into super combination

So can have fans in every nation

Hong Kong they speak English, too

Yearn of rappers just like you

Anglophones who live down under

Sooner later start to wonder

When they get they own rap star

Tired of rappers from afar

So I will get big radio traffic

When you look at demographic

Sushi K research statistic

Make big future look ballistic

Speed of Sushi K growth stock

Put U.S. rappers into shock

That was beautiful 😭

Neal Stephenson

I am less than 2 hours away from putting these on the right rear bumpers of several cars parked up the block.

☠️

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  • 2 weeks later...

LORD... this thing refuses to stop intensifying. I mean, meteorologically WOW. Hurricane Melissa now has 175 MPH sustained winds with wind gusts to 215 MPH. It probably will strengthen more overnight. There will be a path near the center of tornado like damage and near total destruction of everything in its path in the eyewall. Complete structure failure is possible with extreme roof damage along the path. Towns and communities in the western side of the island may be wiped out or left cutoff to outside access for extended time. The meteorological limit of max realistic intensity is nearing. There is a parameter for it, MPI (max potential intensity) - which is merely a meteorological formula to give a rough estimate of the strongest storm the Earth's atmosphere can produce at a given time. That number currently is around 184 MPH sustained winds. What is also remarkable, and not drama or a stretch of the truth... is the fact this hurricane has yet to start doing ERC (eyewall replacement cycles) -- this is very rare how long it is maintaining its initial eye without doing a replacement cycle yet. This will be a life changing storm for many on the island. Praying for their safety Tuesday in the storm. Many large landslides may occur too especially in the central and western side of the island. If you are reading this in central or western Jamaica, you are going to endure something you may never see again. Going outside during the storm, especially the eye, could be deadly. Shelter as if this is a 12 hour long tornado. Storm surge forecast is "up to 13 feet" for the south side of the island, but I don't think Kingston will see it that bad. Kingston while will still get impacted, will NOT get the extreme impacts the western side of the island will. Wind gusts will likely remain below 90 MPH in the Kingston area. Expecting landfall late Tuesday morning, Oct. 28. ‣ This will be the first Category 5 hurricane to ever landfall in Jamaica, since we have records for in 1850 ‣ Only 1 other Category 4 hit the island, Gilbert in 1988 ‣ This is now, as of this advisory the 9th strongest hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean's recorded history, by pressure

Americans expect political violence to increase.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/03/poll-americans-political-violence-00632864

A majority of Americans, 55 percent, expect political violence to increase, according to a new poll from POLITICO and Public First. That figure underscores just how much the spate of attacks — from the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk earlier this year to the attempts on President Donald Trump’s life in 2024 — have rattled the nation.

It’s a view held by majorities of Americans all across lines like gender, age, party affiliation and level of education, though Democrats and older voters expressed particular concern.

Grandson turns 16 on November 9th. So if you’re driving in Central Pennsylvania, give him a break if you find yourself behind him. Do you remember your 1st time on the road ? For some reason I remember my sister-in-law was taking me out. Thought I cut the corner at a traffic light way too close to the car waiting at the light. I can still see the panic on her face.

What do I do if confronted by a live cobra

The Library is a sphere whose exact center is any hexagon and whose circumference is unattainable.

I want to shrink myself down to the size of a 1980s GI Joe and just live inside Sydney Sweeney until I suffocate.

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On 11/14/2025 at 11:33 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

I want to shrink myself down to the size of a 1980s GI Joe and just live inside Sydney Sweeney until I suffocate.

Who doesn't?

Slag off you wanker.

OK fine how about instead I crawl inside your cornhole and start doing jumping jacks, Ricola

angry

  • 2 weeks later...

A little pre-thanksgiving comedy from SNL.

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