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My Palm Reader told me this could be the Eagles after 8 games this year.-_-

OP likes the extra large tootsie rolls, OP likes wearing hpenis manties 

I hope when you fell, there was something long and pointy on the ground that you fell on balloon knot first.  Although you'd probably like that ****ot!  

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On 5/19/2022 at 4:37 PM, GA4M said:

My Palm Reader told me this could be the Eagles after 8 games this year.-_-

sounds like you’ve been licking the mayonnaise from your wife’s festered snappy again

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31 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

sounds like you’ve been licking the mayonnaise from your wife’s festered snappy again

Thanks for your input.

42 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

sounds like you’ve been licking the mayonnaise from your wife’s festered snappy again

:roll:

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6 minutes ago, hputenis said:

:roll:

Reported for laughing.

NCtank is illegal 

11 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

NCtank is illegal 

So is luring children in a white van with candy you dirty old bastid 

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Wow, y'all brutal in here.

1 hour ago, GA4M said:

Wow, y'all brutal in here.

Stfu you shriveled up ballsack!  

1 hour ago, hputenis said:

Stfu you shriveled up ballsack!  

leave her alone, she identifies as a crayon, so you'll probably end up trying to eat her

8 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

leave her alone, she identifies as a crayon, so you'll probably end up trying to eat her

Only if the crayon box includes periwinkle you turd sniffer!

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16 hours ago, hputenis said:

Stfu you shriveled up ballsack!  

When you burp, does it smell like a turd?

2 minutes ago, GA4M said:

When you burp, does it smell like a turd?

Why?  Is that not normal?  👀

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15 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

leave her alone, she identifies as a crayon, so you'll probably end up trying to eat her

Don't post in my thread until you brush your tooth, yes TOOTH!! 

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NCTANK thinks asphalt is an anal problem.

21 hours ago, GA4M said:

NCTANK thinks asphalt is an anal problem.

it was just some wet gas. i swear. 

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