Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

The Eagles Message Board

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Posted

Brooklyn pastor says he and his wife were robbed of more than $1 million in jewelry while preaching

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/us/brooklyn-pastor-robbery/index.html

Quote

A flashy Brooklyn pastor known for wearing designer outfits and extravagant jewelry says he was robbed along with his wife of more than $1 million while he was preaching at church Sunday.

Police say they received a report that three people entered the Leaders of Tomorrow church Sunday with firearms and removed the jewelry pastor Lamor Miller-Whitehead, who goes by Bishop, and his wife were wearing. Police noted the investigation is "ongoing.”

WTF are you doing preaching wearing a million in jewelry?

 

Sums up my thoughts on religion perfectly.

Christians with their millions in jewelry, am i right?

17 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Christians with their millions in jewelry, am i right?

I respect him for being so transparent with where the donations are going. Good for him

59 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

I respect him for being so transparent with where the donations are going. Good for him

Not a lot of people know, but Christian pastors are notoriously wealthy. 

91544.jpg?fit=915,540&ssl=1

 

copelane-mansion-comp.jpg?quality=75&str

6 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Not a lot of people know, but Christian pastors are notoriously wealthy. 

90% of this thread will belong to the Christian subcult called the Properity Gospel.  That most American **** child of Protestantism and Capitalism where the invisible hand is the Holy Ghost and God loves bling.

28 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

91544.jpg?fit=915,540&ssl=1

 

copelane-mansion-comp.jpg?quality=75&str

some people are too stupid to know they're stupid. take the dipsheets that donate to these quacks for instance. 

8 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

some people are too stupid to know they're stupid. take the dipsheets that donate to these quacks for instance. 

That's a bit unfair, you're probably just unfamiliar with the scripture.

And then Jesus said, "Let the shepherd who fleeces his flock, enjoy the luxuries of a mansion and private airport."

The Righteous Gemstones is a funny show on HBO about running a megachurch. John Goodman, Danny McBride.  Worth a watch if you're looking for a new comedy 

wayne-newton-bless-your-heart.gif

7 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

wayne-newton-bless-your-heart.gif

watch it with the blasphemy, mate. i'm watching. 

 

Best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 15 Funniest - Paste

That's disgusting and unfortunately all too common.  The really egregious part is that it unfairly reflects on truly pious religious leaders.

2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

watch it with the blasphemy, mate. i'm watching. 

 

Best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 15 Funniest - Paste

"Let the heathens spill theirs

on the dusty ground..."

3 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

watch it with the blasphemy, mate. i'm watching. 

 

Best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 15 Funniest - Paste

blasphemer-blasphemy.gif.b97bf524877bf7ca8fea8c36dc00fc31.gif

4 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

"Let the heathens spill theirs

on the dusty ground..."

Datamosh explosion monty python GIF - Find on GIFER

1 hour ago, dawkins4prez said:

90% of this thread will belong to the Christian subcult called the Properity Gospel.  That most American **** child of Protestantism and Capitalism where the invisible hand is the Holy Ghost and God loves bling.

Greed has always been the trickiest sin for the church/religious people.  That's why I'm Amish.

amish-family.jpg

1 minute ago, VanHammersly said:

Greed has always been the trickiest sin for the church/religious people.  That's why I'm Amish.

amish-family.jpg

Amish are among the wealthiest and greediest around in certain areas - don't let their clothes fool you

Can we use some of those gems to buys shoes for those little girls please 

30 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Can we use some of those gems to buys shoes for those little girls please 

I really enjoy the fact that the kid who isn't even walking has shoes :lol:

What a bunch of amateurs. No religion or religious sect can hold a candle to the G.O.A.T. of profit from God, the Roman Catholic Church. they've been "collecting" Billion for millenia.

Travel Health & Vaccines for Holy See (Vatican City State)| Advice for  Travellers

33 minutes ago, PoconoDon said:

What a bunch of amateurs. No religion or religious sect can hold a candle to the G.O.A.T. of profit from God, the Roman Catholic Church. they've been "collecting" Billion for millenia.

Travel Health & Vaccines for Holy See (Vatican City State)| Advice for  Travellers

best molestation protection money can buy. 

38 minutes ago, PoconoDon said:

What a bunch of amateurs. No religion or religious sect can hold a candle to the G.O.A.T. of profit from God, the Roman Catholic Church. they've been "collecting" Billion for millenia.

Travel Health & Vaccines for Holy See (Vatican City State)| Advice for  Travellers

Yeah but they're Old Money, at least they got tasteful bling.  Not some Jesus riding a dinosaur monstrosity.

22 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

best molestation protection money can buy. 

I always find it funny that the people who always push the pedo conspiracy theories seem to be super religious. That's some serious projection right there.

1 hour ago, Paul852 said:

I always find it funny that the people who always push the pedo conspiracy theories seem to be super religious. That's some serious projection right there.

Have you ever noticed that all too often, these founders of save the children non profits are all too often pedos?

Create an account or sign in to comment

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.