25 minutes ago, hputenis said:

How’d you land a wife?  Did you give tell her "3 inches long and round as a nickel?”  

Pulling out a 3 inch Asian deek and yelling "you rikey" doesn't work. They'll laugh at you and then you get stuck watching horror movies putting butter on your nipples while you sit on @olsilverhair face

49 minutes ago, hputenis said:

How’d you land a wife?  Did you give tell her "3 inches long and round as a nickel?”  

She said give me 9 inches and make me bleed, so he uk’d her three times and hit her in the head with a brick