Nation Stunned to Learn Trump May Have Committed Fraud

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-stunned-to-learn-trump-may-have-committed-fraud

In an event that some commentators are calling the day the nation lost its innocence, millions of Americans were stunned to learn yesterday that Donald J. Trump may have committed fraud.

As news of the New York State attorney general’s fraud lawsuit against Trump spread like wildfire across the Internet, Americans expressed shock and incredulity that one of America’s most successful and respected businessmen might have violated his own high ethical standards.

"I’ve been walking around in a state of disbelief all day,” Harland Dorrinson, a barber in Cleveland, said. "He held our nation’s highest office and always conducted himself with such propriety. I hope to God these fraud charges are some kind of mixup.”

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