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I prefer William Blake.

The Lamb

Little Lamb who made thee
Dost thou know who made thee
Gave thee life & bid thee feed.
By the stream & o’er the mead;
Gave thee clothing of delight,
Softest clothing wooly bright;
Gave thee such a tender voice,
Making all the vales rejoice!
Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?

 

Little Lamb I’ll tell thee,
Little Lamb I’ll tell thee!
He is called by thy name,
For he calls himself a Lamb:
He is meek & he is mild,
He became a little child:
I a child & thou a lamb,
We are called by his name.
Little Lamb God bless thee.
Little Lamb God bless thee.

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"Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot"

1 hour ago, 20dawk4life said:

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2 Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”

24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

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I prefer the story about the talking donkey instead. Way more believable.

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.

 

 

BRB... :blush:

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Yeah, typical Bible to lay blame on the women.

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Jesus walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

 

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On 11/1/2022 at 11:36 AM, Arthur Jackson said:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.

 

 

BRB... :blush:

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Yeah a lot of non-family members were hanging outside the tent.  Easy mistake.

On 11/1/2022 at 6:16 AM, Talkingbirds said:

I prefer William Blake.

The Lamb

Little Lamb who made thee
Dost thou know who made thee
Gave thee life & bid thee feed.
By the stream & o’er the mead;
Gave thee clothing of delight,
Softest clothing wooly bright;
Gave thee such a tender voice,
Making all the vales rejoice!
Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?

 

Little Lamb I’ll tell thee,
Little Lamb I’ll tell thee!
He is called by thy name,
For he calls himself a Lamb:
He is meek & he is mild,
He became a little child:
I a child & thou a lamb,
We are called by his name.
Little Lamb God bless thee.
Little Lamb God bless thee.

I prefer John 1:29

""Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!"

On 11/1/2022 at 10:47 AM, Paul852 said:

I prefer the story about the talking donkey instead. Way more believable.

I used to have a Jack Russel named Kobe.  In my family room I had a desk,and a sliding glass door.  I would be on my laptop at the desk and Kobe would run over, raise up on his hind legs and punch my thigh with both paws, run over to the sliding glass door, and turn his head and look at me.  I'd acknowledge his look by looking back at him and return to work.

Kobe would repeat this routine, punching harder and harder on each return until I became the obedient pet and let him out.

Was Kobe talking to me by way of sign language?  I mean, there are those who communicate via sign language, besides, no one said the donkey was speaking Hebrew.

Point being, don't mock what you don't understand, concentrate on what's verifiable, namely, that Yahusha was/is the Promised Messiah. 

12 hours ago, EagleVA said:

I prefer John 1:29

""Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!"

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