On 11/7/2022 at 11:33 AM, Arthur Jackson said:

you mean like this? 

"...But I may say that the impossibility of conceiving that this grand and wondrous universe, with our conscious selves, arose through chance, seems to me the chief argument for the existence of God;..." - Charles Darwin, 1873

Your illiteracy and ignorance of history are about as unsurprising as your closet desire to be buggered by the entire Tottenham Hotspur football club.

I think the rest of the quote is needed to add the correct context to this part. 
 

"but whether this is an argument of real value, I have never been able to decide. I am aware that if we admit a first cause, the mind still craves to know whence it came and how it arose. Nor can I overlook the difficulty from the immense amount of suffering through the world. I am, also, induced to defer to a certain extent to the judgment of the many able men who have fully believed in God; but here again I see how poor an argument this is. The safest conclusion seems to be that the whole subject is beyond the scope of man’s intellect; but man can do his duty.”

 

On 11/7/2022 at 11:33 AM, Arthur Jackson said:

you mean like this? 

"...But I may say that the impossibility of conceiving that this grand and wondrous universe, with our conscious selves, arose through chance, seems to me the chief argument for the existence of God;..." - Charles Darwin, 1873

Your illiteracy and ignorance of history are about as unsurprising as your closet desire to be buggered by the entire Tottenham Hotspur football club.

BTW, don't marvel that Darwin knows God exist, everyone does, as it's written;

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: ROMANS 1:20

No excuses will be tolerated!!

 

14 hours ago, EagleVA said:

BTW, don't marvel that Darwin knows God exist, everyone does, as it's written;

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: ROMANS 1:20

No excuses will be tolerated!!

 

Then Pallas Athena granted Tydeus’ son Diomedes
strength and daring—so the fighter would shine forth
and tower over the Argives and win himself great glory. ILIAD BOOK 5

it is written

 

C'mon baby, lose the bra. ANDREW DICE CLAY

it is written

14 hours ago, EagleVA said:

BTW, don't marvel that Darwin knows God exist, everyone does, as it's written;

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: ROMANS 1:20

No excuses will be tolerated!!

 

Oh, some dude wrote it. Well, I guess that settles it then.

6 hours ago, Paul852 said:

Oh, some dude wrote it. Well, I guess that settles it then.

 

4 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Christ obviously did not intend those rules to apply when mocking Cowboys fans.

1 minute ago, Mlodj said:

Christ obviously did not intend those rules to apply when mocking Cowboys fans.

1 hour ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

Jesus was Jewish.  Heaven is in space (just go with that one).  So this is a: 

Jewish Space Laser. 

17 minutes ago, NOTW said:

Jesus was Jewish.  Heaven is in space (just go with that one).  So this is a: 

Jewish Space Laser. 

Still not as good as a shark with a laser beam.

Here's a teachable moment: There's a misplaced modifier in that meme. As it reads, the kid should be using a laser. The correct wording would be "Rare footage of Jesus using a laser to execute a child." 

7 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

Here's a teachable moment: There's a misplaced modifier in that meme. As it reads, the kid should be using a laser. The correct wording would be "Rare footage of Jesus using a laser to execute a child." 

 

1 hour ago, Mlodj said:

Still not as good as a shark with a laser beam.

Some would blame McNabb. Not me, but some people might.  

On 11/6/2022 at 6:18 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

Everyone is an atheist when it comes to Zeus.

I think.

I've considered becoming a born again Olympian quite a few times over the last several years.

Dionysus seems like a much better alternative for worship than the vast majority of gods out there, and if I believe in Dionysus I kinda have to believe in Zeus.

I totally thought that this was going to be a thread on Magritte...

1 hour ago, NothingClever said:

I've considered becoming a born again Olympian quite a few times over the last several years.

Dionysus seems like a much better alternative for worship than the vast majority of gods out there, and if I believe in Dionysus I kinda have to believe in Zeus.

Does Juno have drops of Jupiter in her hair?

42 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Does Juno have drops of Jupiter in her hair?

You're using the Latin overlay, man.