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people who wear high waters. 

 

it was never in style you dopes. 

  • 1 year later...
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people who crop dust in the cafeteria.

Landscapers. There they are in their dualie pick-em-up with the attached trailer filled with their mowers/riding mowers/edgers and ALWAYS in the left lane, and at least 10 miles an hour under the speed limit, because in the next 5 miles they're going to make a left turn.

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people that let a semi come in the passing lane as we are about to go on a 5mile incline on the TP.

  • 3 months later...
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20 big pharma commercials an hour.

18 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

20 big pharma commercials an hour.

just because none of the peen pills can make your staff go full mast?

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20 minutes ago, Agent23 said:

just because none of the peen pills can make your staff go full mast?

while your focus on my peen is both amusing and not surprising at the same time, i was speaking more on the wegovy commercials.

  • 2 weeks later...

This current mom jean/baggy fit style for hot women. Hot chicks went from high boots, tiny little ripped jean shorts with their ass cheeks hanging out, and tank tops that barely went past their teets to gigantic sweatpants, sweatshirts that are too big for some of you fat lards, and mom jeans that are the modern version of bell bottoms. WTF happened?!!

People that start to cross the street in front of you after you get a green light

13 hours ago, xzmattzx said:

People that start to cross the street in front of you after you get a green light

The other day I had a " @Redden " style gal do that to me.... my window was open..... so I started screaming at her that if she hurried up there would be a doughnut waiting for her on the the other side.

Naturally she informed me that I was Number 1

7 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

The other day I had a " @Redden " style gal do that to me.... my window was open..... so I started screaming at her that if she hurried up there would be a doughnut waiting for her on the the other side.

Naturally she informed me that I was Number 1

Pics or it didn't happen.

11 hours ago, Redden said:

Pics or it didn't happen.

You're just upset because I didn't get her number for you.

If you stop more than half a car length behind the car in front of you at a red light, and then Slowly creep up while watching, just know I hate you.....

4 hours ago, BFit said:

If you stop more than half a car length behind the car in front of you at a red light, and then Slowly creep up while watching, just know I hate you.....

watching what?

11 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

You're just upset because I didn't get her number for you.

No, that's not the reason.

.......

Yes.

That is the reason.

15 hours ago, Redden said:

watching what?

I meant waiting. i wrote that while pooping, there is no proof reading while pooping....

Now it makes sense.

On 11/4/2025 at 1:21 PM, hputenis said:

This current mom jean/baggy fit style for hot women.

This is my wife. 🙃

She still rocks the super hott tight yoga pants when she works out.

But, her home clothes have become "Grandma ish". Baggy/huge sweatpants, too big tee shirts and hoodies (hoodies for Christ's sake!!) Yeesh, she has taken to stealing and wearing my shirts/sweatshirts! ARRRRGGGGHHH...........marriage. #deepsigh.

On 11/9/2025 at 12:42 PM, LacesOut said:

This is my wife. 🙃

She still rocks the super hott tight yoga pants when she works out.

But, her home clothes have become "Grandma ish". Baggy/huge sweatpants, too big tee shirts and hoodies (hoodies for Christ's sake!!) Yeesh, she has taken to stealing and wearing my shirts/sweatshirts! ARRRRGGGGHHH...........marriage. #deepsigh.

Sounds like you have a cool husband

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people who park in the pickup spots and go into the stores to shop. f you if you don't like flat tires.

24 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

people who park in the pickup spots and go into the stores to shop. f you if you don't like flat tires.

people who simply won't get out of their car to buy their protein shakes instore.

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16 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

people who simply won't get out of their car to buy their protein shakes instore.

people who piggyback pet peeves.

I got one that occurred this morning. I don't care what the rules are for this either - I am right, and it should always be this way.

Chick Fil-A drive through - you've got the mobile order line, and the manual order line. For once, the mobile line was actually longer. I always do the mobile order through the app, because I'm not a stupid idiot. So I scan my order, then I wait. All of a sudden, multiple cars come up through the manual order lane and each of them places their order much later than me. I didn't let any of these ****ots from the manual order line get in front of me. This is no longer a situation where you let 1 car from each lane in at a time. Apparently, not everyone gets this memo. If I order my food before you, you will not get your food before me, especially if I was more efficient in doing so. It's as simple as that. This ended in a shouting match, and I told a guy to go F himself.

One thing I’ve realized lately is how annoyed I get by how people eat pills in movies. Everyone pulls out their prescription bottle and eats them like they’re candy - nobody takes F’n medicine like that

I've said this before, and I need to say it again.

PLEASE PLEASE remove the snow/ice from your car - as best as you can - before driving. Due to my professional and deft driving skills this morning, I was able to maneuver around 456 pieces of ice that were flying off of other drivers cars.

ALSO, please use your cars turn signals. They are very helpful to other drivers, and, believe it or not, they have been installed into your car for a very specific reason.

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