1 hour ago, rambo said:

I know.  Those are some nice chrome 44s.

Fyp

2 hours ago, rambo said:

I know.  Those are some nice chrome 22s.

She really needs to have "my legs are down here" painted across her nipples.

"Let's go danc... hik... roller sk... to the movies."

Sometimes I get your jokes Arthur, sometimes I don't. 

Just now, Redden said:

Sometimes I get your jokes Arthur, sometimes I don't. 

I spent hours meticulously assembling an ASCII binary code message made entirely of little images of fish eggs and posted it in the abortion thread in CVON. I also created a fake book cover with mandarin subtitles in the Covid thread. Both so far remain unacknowledged , untranslated, and unappreciated - yet my upper lip retains its resolve. I'm proud of the futility of my efforts, even if a bit saddened my the unwillingness of my peers to fully embrace them.

54 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Fret not, i'd simply like to see if anyone picks up on a wholesale_anyone thanking someone for pointing out another someone's humor is hard to understand. 

2 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

Fret not, i'd simply like to see if anyone picks up on a wholesale_anyone thanking someone for pointing out another someone's humor is hard to understand. 

I think I understand.

@Redden is a tough room anyway . 

57 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I think I understand.

@Redden is a tough room anyway . 

Don't worry about him. We worked together in the Sears paint store over at Neshaminy when we were kids. Couple drinks and I'll tell you about these two broads from Birdsboro we boinked in hardware.

So which one of you is taking over my FF team? 

Strange....... his British accent is gone.....

8 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

Strange....... his British accent is gone.....

quick, someone tell gerard butler. 

11 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

Don't worry about him. We worked together in the Sears paint store over at Neshaminy when we were kids. Couple drinks and I'll tell you about these two broads from Birdsboro we boinked in hardware.

That was my immediate thought when I saw that you’d reacted to Redden’s post, for the record. 

37 minutes ago, Imp81318 said:

That was my immediate thought when I saw that you’d reacted to Redden’s post, for the record. 

Imp gets 3jacks

12 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

Strange....... his British accent is gone.....

You wouldn't know my posh intonation if it bit you in the knob, nebby.

13 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

...broads from Birdsboro...

how did you know?

19 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

how did you know?

they brought their kids with them. 

Do one leg girls count? LOL.

1 minute ago, jsdarkstar said:

Do one leg girls count? LOL.

they can count to one, sure. 

17 minutes ago, jsdarkstar said:

Do one leg girls count? LOL.

Is this Eileen or Peg?

5 hours ago, jsdarkstar said:

Do one leg girls count? LOL.

Hmmm what positions could you hit that in??

23 minutes ago, LacesOut said:

Hmmm what positions could you hit that in??

could perform cun***lingus dressed as a shark. a little cosplay. 

so after three pages, if you all had to vote, would it probably be wheel chair girls or butterfaces?

9 hours ago, jsdarkstar said:

Do one leg girls count? LOL.

I'm kinda stumped, but I will go out on a limb and say her name is Peg. 

I will be happy to take her shoe shopping..... I'll even pay.