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17 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said:

Relax.  It's not like she didn't shower after HP was done chowing down.  There was probably hardly any of his bodily fluids still in there when Godfather got him some.

Thought I tasted a little Chipotle...

11 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Seriously? 

Yup I am a gentleman 

11 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Why regret it? You ghey? 

No I just don’t have time to brush my teeth 75 times ! I am busy dude 

12 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Why regret it? You ghey? 

Isn’t tossing salad a bit submissive? Not a good look for The Godfather 

1 minute ago, Davidj77 said:

Isn’t tossing salad a bit submissive? Not a good look for The Godfather 

only if you pull out a plum! 

11 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

only if you pull out a plum! 

I am definitely pulling out a plum ! I am long I get way deep in there , maybe the reason women said no was that it could actually hurt them but that’s a different discussion.  That girth is a ****!lol

3 minutes ago, Davidj77 said:

I am definitely pulling out a plum ! I am long I get way deep in there , maybe the reason women said no was that it could actually hurt them but that’s a different discussion.  That girth is a ****!lol

 

2 hours ago, Davidj77 said:


Ewwww dude ! 

 

33 minutes ago, Davidj77 said:

Isn’t tossing salad a bit submissive? Not a good look for The Godfather 

Tongue punching fartboxes is America's past time.  Not baseball.  

39 minutes ago, Davidj77 said:

Isn’t tossing salad a bit submissive? Not a good look for The Godfather 

There's nothing wrong with eating a woman's arse. I go at least half a tongue deep

42 minutes ago, Davidj77 said:

No I just don’t have time to brush my teeth 75 times ! I am busy dude 

Drink a beer after. Go to 7/11 and get a 40 of mickeys

51 minutes ago, Davidj77 said:

Yup I am a gentleman 

That has nothing to do with you trying. Women enjoy it

8 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Tongue punching fartboxes is America's past time.  Not baseball.  

You can't watch a porn video anymore without seeing a women's arse getting eaten

4 minutes ago, Godfather said:

You can't watch a porn video anymore without seeing a women's arse getting eaten

If you watch what olsilverhair watches, you won't even see a woman.  NTTAWWT

12 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Tongue punching fartboxes is America's past time.  Not baseball.  

I wonder who gets to toss the first salad on opening day.

1 minute ago, downundermike said:

If you watch what olsilverhair watches, you won't even see a woman.  NTTAWWT

That dude is weird. I think he likes guys that dress as women

I swear Super Bowl fever has this whole Fing board descending into madness

Anyone seen Final Destination 5?  This is what happens when I bury my face and get a little too into it.  

Spoiler

Final Destination Movies Death Scenes FULL MOVIES on Make a GIF

 

7 minutes ago, kiwinavega said:

I swear Super Bowl fever has this whole Fing board descending into madness

It's not just super bowl fever. Sometimes after having a few drinks on a Friday night I get a craving for my wife's watery waffle

28 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Tongue punching fartboxes is America's past time.  Not baseball.  

I like baseball more 

23 minutes ago, Godfather said:

That has nothing to do with you trying. Women enjoy it

It just doesn’t appeal to me. Now I’ll be all over that front door 24/7 . I use marinara sauce , BBQ sauce . Mustard , ketchup! You name it 

9 minutes ago, Davidj77 said:

I like baseball more 

Instead of eating a nice bowl of kosher, you would rather watch a guy with a piece of wood in his hand swing at a ball?

6 minutes ago, Godfather said:

It's not just super bowl fever. Sometimes after having a few drinks on a Friday night I get a craving for my wife's watery waffle

I mean, sympathy, brother. I am used to a creamy clam, much more satisfying than your fare, which sounds somewhat grainy and lumpy. Each to their own, I guess

1 minute ago, Davidj77 said:

It just doesn’t appeal to me. Now I’ll be all over that front door 24/7 . I use marinara sauce , BBQ sauce . Mustard , ketchup! You name it 

I like the women's natural flavor. Those overpower it

1 minute ago, Godfather said:

Instead of eating a nice bowl of kosher kink, you would rather watch a guy with a piece of wood in his hand swing at a ball?

Yes! I prefer stomach ulcer, migraine headaches ( being a sports fan is painful) to a** herpes lol

8 minutes ago, kiwinavega said:

I mean, sympathy, brother. I am used to a creamy clam, much more satisfying than your fare, which sounds somewhat grainy and lumpy. Each to their own, I guess

Creamy clam is delicious but sometimes a nice mud pie makes for a kinky night. Has a very earthy flavor

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